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[–] tragicwhale 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Now I know how I looked the first time I kissed my wife.

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[–] drg42 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The first time I kissed your wife she didn't say nuthin'

I probably used too much chloroform.

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[–] tragicwhale ago 

Ha, if by running away screaming you mean stand by while she ran away while I looked like a confused dumbshit, then yeah.