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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

RING RING

“Hello?”

“Hello!! This Barack Obama calling, just noticed you still have one of my phones, it was a loan, not for keeps, give it back, now!

“But I voted for you...?”

‘’Idiot, give me my fucking phone back..., hold on, call on another line.....Hello, Barack Obama speaking..................., oh hi Hillary! still keeping the country ...secure? Oh I crack myself up.., anyway, what’s up, I got a douchebag voter retard on the other line..................................Syria? What about it?............I don’t have drone codes anymore, bitch. Sucks. ...hold on, gonna get rid of the other line...., soooo, hope and change.., now give me my fucking phone back or I will tell Hillary

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[–] justregtoasku 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hehe...

flipping sad situation ain't it