When you feel like you need a break :)
This subverse is a dwelling place where all the funny things reside.
1.Tag NSFW material in your title.
2.No clickbait sites. (If the image is from a clickbait site, please use the image address instead of the original web address.)
Guidelines-
we are not looking to define speech and then remove content that contains that speech. In this spirit we will remove spam, illegal material, personal information and nothing else. Leaving it to the community to cast their voat and decide what they want to about your content! happy posting
If it makes you laugh - share it here, just don''t be a dingus! We're all here to have a good time.
Also check out some other knee-slapping subverses!
/v/comedy
/v/jokes
/v/JobStories
Sort: Top
[–] areyoumygaffer 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
I did this one time. Drunk me drank the water, left a thank you note for sober/hungover me and refilled the glass of water.
Only, drunk me didn't drink the water. Drunk me poured the water out and replaced it with vodka. Sober/hungover me, parched beyond belief, chugged said "water" and close to immediately ventilated vodka from my nose and mouth and was pretty close to hammered again. Drunk me is a dick.
[–] Brawndosaurus 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This didn't happen
[–] areyoumygaffer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
totally did. I was 23-24 or so at the time. Was probably taaka vodka. :/
[–] Maroonsaint 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
You ever left a glass of vodka next to the bed then wake up thinking it’s water? That sucks
[–] fuie8483djejx73 5 points 11 points 16 points (+16|-5) ago
fake and gay
[–] binrobinro 4 points 21 points 25 points (+25|-4) ago
No need to introduce yourself here.
[–] Yuke 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Save that water for fuie cause he just got fucking burned!
[–] [deleted] 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
[–] Astroqualia 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
People with over double digit IQ?
[–] ArielQflip 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Drunk I left a note to myself that said:
Note. Rmember.
[–] Brawndosaurus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Trash. Stop poisoning your mind and your body.
[–] Tacohell 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm conflicted. Alcohol truly can be the devil's nectar, but it's such a powerful substance that only white people have really gained a tolerance for from thousands of years of drinking it. Nigs and spics are terrified of drinking with whites.
[–] Broseefus_ 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
reddit-tier post you mild-mannered thin-blooded bastard
[–] ExpertShitposter 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
do not open the post.
[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is this how schizophrenia begins?
[–] oaf 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Voting Democrat also is a pre-indicator or motivating factor!
NOT MY PRESIDENT!!! Reeeeeeeeeee! Reeeeeeeeeee! Orange Man bad!
[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can see this person doing just that...
[–] Toolmaker ago (edited ago)
Sober Steve wins the race. Drunk Steve is like a wounded retarded antelope wandering around the plains. (16 years sober).