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[–] assttaskmanager 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Heaven has a Muslim ban.
[–] Moln0014 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Do what Jesus does. Put up a wall, gate and start vetting.
[–] ALIENS2222 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
... But what if a bunch of demons from hell snuck in behind a cloud and those harps stacked over in the corner then made tons of little demons and made heaven awful... ... What then?
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[–] Steelwarrior1 5 points -3 points 2 points (+2|-5) ago
Then your SEMITIC son of God is a fag and you should stop following Jews used by Saturn Adorers of the Roman empire and their homosexual guards.
Fuck off niggers!
[–] Astroqualia ago
You're so full of shit I bet your fucking eyes are brown
[–] BoomerHater1488er 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Lmfao Qtard Boomer Humor. Love it.
[–] Broseefus_ ago
obey my laws or go to hell!
[–] John22 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
In Heaven there are free housing, free healthcare, free food, a dignified life. All the stuff conservative Republican Christians likes.
[–] RoundWheel ago
Meaningless in a post scarcity society.
[–] Brawndosaurus 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Boomer
[–] Maroonsaint 5 points -1 points 4 points (+4|-5) ago
I’m not very religious but it seems like kind of a dick move sending people to hell. Like what about psychopaths who literally don’t feel right and wrong. We’re born and we only get so much time. What if you’re raised in the shittiest environment and it makes you garbage. What if you never even hear the gospel then you go to hell? Forever? Cause that’s what hell is. Forever. Seems like over kill. What about douche bags. They might suck but I think eternity of suffering is over kill. What about say midgets. God makes a midget. He suffers ridicule his whole life and he hates it. Then on the other hand god makes some people with everything. It’s easy for the person with everything to be thankful. Too many holes.
[–] Dieboomer 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
It's not a matter of being sent there. Your soul is a reflection of yourself. If you are a terrible person you will reside in a lower state known as hell. The point of earth is to ascend to the heavens from love and understanding.
[–] BoomerHater1488er 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Maybe you didn't read his post. What about people with mental illness that literally renders them incapable of understanding right vs wrong?
Or are you saying mental illness doesn't exist?
[–] Astroqualia 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you want to live your life in some for of evil or another, you will reject Jesus based on "what-if"s and "but-but"s. At some point either you hear the call or you ignore it.
[–] Maroonsaint ago
Not everyone in the world hears about jesus. There are people that live their entire lives and die without ever knowing Christianity even exists. What about those people? Guess they’re just fucked?
[–] Brawndosaurus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The wages of sin are death.
[–] Maroonsaint 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
There’s too many things wrong with it. I think if there’s a god it’s just like a creator but I doubt he gives a shit about any of us or even knows we exist. Just some scientist in a room and poof. We live in a cell. That empty space in atoms. That’s where we are. The “empty” space in atoms isn’t actually empty it’s a universe but the planets are so small we can’t detect them. We’re probably Part of a cell on a dinosaurs penis or something
[–] BoomerHater1488er ago
Infinite punishments based on finite sins, and you're judged on your beliefs rather than your actions. We need remove this Seimitic nonsense from the West.
[–] Libtardscum ago
If we were judged by our actions then we would all be condemned, as we are all wretched sinners. Since god is merciful he sent his son to die for us so that we could be forgiven. The idea that u are saved by your actions is what jews believe. "I wear a yarmulke, dont eat pork, and dont wipe my ass on Shabbat... therefore I will be saved."