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[–] negrojohnny 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
the dick size "stereotype" isn't even fucking true. Jewish created lie.
[–] philmchawk 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It is in sickle cell niggers. Every other nigger is smaller than white men.
[–] shiffscreek 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Any high school football player who chimes in and argues with your statement will get called out for staring at dicks, and comparing.
For ERECT penis , you tend to be semi correct in your reasoning. Nordics, to prevent tissue damage, evolved penis that is smaller when cold or at rest. But even erect, negroes in studies that measure from top of penis only, while erect, have largest penis, and asians, the smallest. Condom companies know this fact very well.
But... you are correct that the difference is far far less between white and black if you adjust height of person, and only measure while erect and hard.
[–] shiffscreek 2 points 18 points 20 points (+20|-2) ago (edited ago)
Ha!
13% do 52%!
Nationwide, in total, Blacks are only 13% of population of USA but do 52% of violent crime.
Black Males are only 6.75% of US Population, and commit over 52% of all violent crime, every year for the last 20 years. 85% in Cities
The racist anti-white FBI, under Obama era policies dramatically alters the crime database data by taking half the hispanic criminals and reclassifying them AS WHITE!!
New York City stats? :
in 2016, 88.3 percent of those arrested for murder or non-negligent manslaughter and 96.7 percent of those arrested for shootings were black or Hispanic. The data in the 2015 edition of 'Crime and Enforcement Activity in New York City'are almost identical. All this in a city where whites comprise about a third of the population.
http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/year_end_2015_enforcement_report.pdf
April 10, 2018 : The Color of Gun Crime in America's Big Cities :
https://www.amren.com/features/2018/04/the-color-of-gun-crime-in-americas-big-cities-race-new-york-city-chicago-new-orleans/
So 96.7 percent of those arrested for shootings were black or Hispanic according to NYC databases, but once the electronic files are sent to the FBI (under law), the FBI alters the data !!!!!
The anti-white racist FBI dramatically alters the data by taking half the hispanic criminals and reclassifying them AS WHITE, because of the fact that no whites commit gun crimes in NYC, except in every movie and every TV show.
June 2018 : Chief: NYPD's Gang Database is 99% Minorities
https://thecrimereport.org/2018/06/15/chief-nypds-gang-database-is-99-percent-minorities/
Madison, Wisconsin Is 8% Black: In 2018, 83% of Homicides and 69% of Gun Crime Were Committed by Blacks, otherwise hispanics.
http://www.unz.com/sbpdl/madison-wisconsin-is-8-black-in-2018-83-of-homicides-and-69-of-gun-crime-were-committed-by-blacks/
NYC crimes total percent by race, 2018, not adjusted by racial percent which makes black crime dramatically higher than 68% odds :
https://files.catbox.moe/zw5tje.jpg
TABLE 21A All-Ages Arrests 2016 : FBI Database (many whites actually hispanic though still) :
TABLE 21B CORRECTED: Under Age 18 Arrests 2016 : FBI Database (many whites actually hispanic though still) :
TABLE 21C CORRECTED: Age 18 And Over Arrests 2016 : FBI Database (many whites actually hispanic though still) :
FBI 2016 source : https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2016/crime-in-the-u.s.-2016/topic-pages/tables/table-21
FBI 1999 source (similar percentages) : https://2kpcwh2r7phz1nq4jj237m22-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1999-Color-of-Crime-Report.pdf
As shown from FBI published data above : Black Males are only 6.75% of US Population, but commit over 52% of all violent crime!!!
ASTOUNDING! 13% of Population commits 52% of all violent crime!
And its worse if you count Black Males only, and far worse if you count Human Males under 25 who are Black.
Blacks are over 30 times more likely than NON-HISPANIC WHITES to commit violent crimes, and far far higher if only count crimes against other races.
Nearly all racial crimes are Black victimizing whites! In fact in 20 years no actual white man ever was convicted of raping a stranger Black female, ever.
SIDE TOPIC : "Hispanic?" The word "Hispanic" in USA for census and Law enforcement means not the language a person speaks, but rather is the over 100 year old physical classification, "mestizo" the same used by spain for 400 years, of "mestizo" humans with indigenous native blood... AKA "spics" "beaners" "wetbacks" etc : THIS TYPE OF FACE :
https://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/12467882/img/Anonymous/Mestizo-People.jpg
TL/DR : Every large US city has all the non-whites doing ALL the violent crime. Around Blacks, NEVER RELAX.
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[–] shiffscreek 2 points 4 points 6 points (+6|-2) ago (edited ago)
FUCK hrcisdone! That asshole published PHOTOS of unreadable text!
Never gave links to text, never printed text, just shitposts of annoying photos to fucking images of text.
ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE of crap images (technically his MOST readable) :
https://voat.co/v/politics/3432053/20627446
Bwah hah hah!
Have I ever once EVER, EVER posted links to text held in a fucking photo? NO!
i believe in web scannable, indexable, readable REAL text, real text that flows on handheld phones and tablets.
LONG LIVE TEXT!
LONG LIVE LINKS to TEXT (not photos of text)
fuck goddamned unreadable hrcisdone shit posts
Look through my entire post history, EVERY comment, all are elegant TEXT, sweet tasty readable TEXT, not pictures of unreadable fonts.
[–] valleysunshine 5 points -3 points 2 points (+2|-5) ago
I love these walls of text "fact" dumps. They always say something wrong.
[–] Hyst 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So what was said wrong here? Actually, what the fuck does saying something wrong even mean? You mean something incorrect? Something factually inaccurate? I mean saying something wrong could simply mean you said it with the wrong tone of voice.
Anyways, dumb shit low effort comments like yours are annoying. How about point out something inaccurate instead of simply attempting to smear his comment. And of course, of fucking course you're a two year old account with hardly any fucking activity on it. Of course. You niggers are coming out of the woodwork. You've made a few dozen comments on this website and one Reddit tier submission, fuck off.
[–] DeadBeatNigger 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part I, and all those Mel Brooks, and Mel Brook-esque films from the '60s, were just to reinforce the "he's one of the good one's" bullshit, while inundating simpleton Boomer minds with propaganda. The indoctrination worked. Blazing Saddles starts off funny, but turns into a Boomer fest.
[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
his movies are full of jewish victimhood perpetuated lies.
[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
THE SHERIFF IS A NIGGER!
[–] Cunty84 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Look up, Whites & Blacks 100 FACTS (& one lie)
[–] shiffscreek 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
http://yun.complife.info/100facts.htm
revised (less dramatic, and less amusing) :
https://christiansfortruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/100-Facts-About-Whites-and-Blacks-But-One-Lie-Revisited.pdf
you better archive both, before they get shoahed off internet
[–] lighthorse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That film had the best lines of all time.
"Up yours nigger"
"You said rape twice, i Like rape"
"You teutonic twat"
[–] Whitening ago
Forgot to have him rape her dead body, call her every retarded epithet they have for us, et al.
[–] OneOfTheBoys ago
Needs more jpeg.