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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Dander dander don’t misunderstand
Two cats in a barn is better than one hundred rats in a standing grain
Silo, the low down and the high-lo
Bro, without cats devouring rats and rodents we would all be long dead.
,,Disclaimer: cat dander hurts my eyes
[–] HiJoker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you are on a farm and you don't have cats, you could be a retard and not going to last as a farmer for any length of time. Farms attract mice and RATS. I'm talking Oh muh fuckin GWAD sized rats at that.
You don't have to like cats, in fact I don't even like farm cats, because they will also murder the hell out of bird populations as well to include small song birds. Some of us like our small song birds, they wake you up and help you get dressed and play in your beard. They also let you know when intruders are about.
[–] ABastionOfFreeSpeech ago
You don't need cats to keep rats down; you can have either a ratting terrier or a friend with tame mink.
[–] bdmthrfkr [S] ago
That was actually awful.. but I liked it anyway.
[–] Deplorablepoetry ago
You are likely a cat...., don’t come near me
It’s not that I don’t love you it’s just that you tear me up
I, we, still need you around, even the hounds would miss feline kisses
Rodent mice, no need to think twice, claws out, !!!!!.................., story mostly ends the same way every time
..mouse steals food, cat ........
wait stop.
.. only those who hate pigs are allowed to continue reading this comment
if you are a pig or suck proliferate pigdick, please look away