Archived Females Just Aren't Built Like They Used To Be (files.catbox.moe)
submitted ago by blumen4alles
Posted by: blumen4alles
Posting time: 1.1 years ago on
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Archived on: 2/15/2020 10:00:00 AM
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240 upvotes, 6 downvotes (98% upvoted it)
Archived Females Just Aren't Built Like They Used To Be (files.catbox.moe)
submitted ago by blumen4alles
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[–] 123456788 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago
I like how he stays, looks back, and ponders whether or not he should finish.
[–] narcissist 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
Dammit.. that's what I was thinking. First he's like WTFOMG. Did I do that?
Then's he's like can I finish... nope it's not working.
[–] MrPim 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
I hate it when that happens
[–] Fuckle_Chucks 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Last time that happened to me I got arrested.
[–] Footnote220 2 points 15 points 17 points (+17|-2) ago
Oh deer
[–] GritD2 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You shouldn't have been trying to fuck your neighbors lawn deer!
Buy your own!
[–] drhitler 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
wtf it thinks the deer is real, why didn't it think the wolf was real?
[–] 123456788 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Bucks are borderline retarded during the rut (deer mating season).
[–] Anam 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Humans are in a permanent rut.
[–] maaaxheadroom 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Brain fuck. Poor bastard. Humans are jews from where they stand.
[–] Morbo 2 points 8 points 10 points (+10|-2) ago (edited ago)
A nigger deer would just keep going till he's done nuttin'.
Edit: deer not dear
[–] Lagmonster 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Than he'd tag out and let his homie have a go.
[–] GritD2 ago
Ain't no fun if the neighborhood doesnt get some
[–] dassaer ago
Just doin da blac velvet ...
[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fucking hilarious. He was like "oh fuck! I killed her! Baby? Baby, you ok?"
[–] Hoonsuit 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
That takes giving head, to a whole new level.
[–] Morbo 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
He fucked her brains out.
[–] CrudOMatic 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Getting head? More liek taking head... amirite, or amirite?
[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol... I think this is actually getting head
[–] AmericanBannedStand ago
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads
[–] Royalseq 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh deer lord!