Archived Texas Luring Jobs Away From California With Promises Of Electricity (babylonbee.com)
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Archived Texas Luring Jobs Away From California With Promises Of Electricity (babylonbee.com)
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[–] Granite_Pill 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
All those faggot California companies are moving to Texas, I'm afraid.
[–] Fuckle_Chucks 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
And bring their degenerate employees with them.
[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Same thing's been happening in my state. Used to be nice and peaceful, but a local company opened up here a couple years ago and literally importing tons of good goy trash (from a state very much like Commiefornia) to work there.
And because they're huge corporations or startups that have unlimited kike funds (even though they don't turn a cent in profit), they can afford to give their employees tons of perks, moving teams, company cars, free passes to whatever, etc. So housing prices have skyrocketed where I am, along with everything else.
I'm quite certain that more than a few half-breed families and nigger nests have moved here too. I've seen an uptick in feral teenapers lounging around certain areas during school hours, doing their best to look menacing.
And of course, the midterm results last year were completely fucked where I am.
[–] HeebSlayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You should be. They all ready ruined Austin and they are spreading outward like a cancer.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] whitesilk ago
Austin is a just blue spot in a sea of red.
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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Shit I thought it was a real headline until I read your post.
[–] qotile 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's why I always check Snopes!
[–] Wynterwhisper 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Me too. Every reads like satire unfortunately!
[–] JJNova 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I know this is satire, but did you know that Texas doesn't even share it's electricity? It keeps that shit all to itself. It's really interesting - https://www.texastribune.org/2011/02/08/texplainer-why-does-texas-have-its-own-power-grid/
[–] vastrightwing 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
... and water.
[–] whitesilk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Gas is $2.19 a gallon right now.
[–] theysayso 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Working on a wall... except for the southern part. LOL.
[–] Cadster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't know why, they are just going to bring the failing policies of California to Texas and turn it into a cesspool