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[–] peacegnome ago
wait, is this a thing?
[–] illuminalto2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, it's matter.
The spice being tiny particles and if you coat the surface of your mouth with them they will tend to affect the upper portions of your digestive system more so than the bottom portions.
It might still burn, but that's the jist.
[–] UEMcGill ago
So don't quickly swallow the food that's too spicy? Either force your mouth to take it or spit it out? To avoid hot snakes.
[–] Uberbob79 ago
Yup
You will feel the burn a 2nd time
[–] illuminalto2 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The worst is 3 burns.
1st burns your mouth
2nd burns your intestines
3rd your B hole
I've had the intestinal spice pain before and it's worse than the butthole feeling.
You feel like there's flaming horses galloping through you. Not much you can do but double over and wait for D-Day.
[–] peacegnome ago
I meant that a day of hurt can be reduced by keeping it in my mouth longer