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[–] matthew-- 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
When I had this job, we were expected to talk to customers. Some people did, some didn't. Thing is, around 30 minutes into my shift, I'd be so damn bored that I'd make conversation just because it was something to do while scanning groceries.
[–] Korinthian 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
In your honor, next time I go to a grocery story I'll go into my spiel about how "death is critical to the definition of humanity, thus any immortals are exempt from human rights violations"
[–] matthew-- ago
That sounds horrible, but considering that I'd entertain (talk to) actual crazy people that would come in at 11pm on a Tuesday night, and were probably on some kind of drugs or other, I'd probably discuss that with you too. Just don't place open cans of fish/pet food on my register and we'd be friends.
[–] SimonWest 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
You sound like you'd be fun at.. No, wait, you don't!