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[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 38 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago
No seat belt, no helmet.
[–] Rusty4x4 1 point 34 points 35 points (+35|-1) ago
Shitty aftermarket steering wheel with no airbag too.
[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Too bad his shoes didn't fall off.
[–] GrandNagus 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
If you're using an after market steering wheel you should be using a racing harness as well.
[–] ArchmageMordenkainen 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
Airbags can suffocate you and cause a horrendous amount of damage to the car internals when they go off. It's honestly not the worst idea to take them out if you put some thought into it, but I doubt safety is what Tyrone here had in mind.
[–] Camulos 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
No brains...
[–] BoyBlue 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
He didn't need a helmet his skull broke the windshield.
[–] udo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
but lots of melanin!
not many high IQ genes, but I am sure most of us here on voat.co raced cars similar to this when we were 17, on country roads. I know about 10 that did, plus me.. and we are all nordic aryan looking.
[–] this_place_blows_too 1 point 36 points 37 points (+37|-1) ago
When he makes the last shift, he pushed the shifter straight up, when he probably intended to go up and to the right (the next heigher gear). Instead, he's gone into the previous lower gear again. Since he was probably at high RPM before the shift, when he lets off the clutch in the lower gear, the engine braking effect a few thousand RPMs above the redline is enough to break the rear drive wheels loose. Suddenly the dumbass is going sideways down the freeway and spins out, much like pulling the e-brake will do.
You can even see the sudden braking g-forces if you watch closely, a seat shifts forward and his keys do too.
A white man with a working brain would #1 not have shifted into the wrong gear, and #2, as soon as the RPMs go through the roof hit the fucking clutch to keep the ass end from locking up like that.
In other word, typical negro behavior.
[–] udo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hmmmmm.... you seem right! a governor prevents engagement of teeth if speed mismatched, you can do it from 3 to 2 though, and he did indeed go from what looks like 4 back to 3 (most) true sports car have 5th gear, i think he was in 4 seeking 5, but 5 is as you say , far far upper right on toyota, fiats, etc. He went from 4 to 3, and the car can be forced but its meant for forced slowing on dangerous decline mountain roads when disc brakes cooked.
He destabilized.
funny.
BTW fiat, and toyota ebrake and others in sports cars are balanced to both rear tires, to allow "bootlegger" breaking in front of cops, without a spin, but the cables can be strained if played with far too often.
[–] Tb0n3 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago
A miss shift is not a racial thing. It happens. You're fucking retarded.
[–] nyaaa 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
niggers are fucking retarded
ftfy
[–] badruns 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
I'm not a car guy, I have a simple explanation that you might agree with:
The nigger did something wrong. Probably many things.
[–] SpreeFeech 2 points 25 points 27 points (+27|-2) ago
Niggers should be illegal. They put normal people at risk wherever they go.
[–] analyticalalligator 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
I wonder what happened to the other car.
[–] 20558831? ago
there was no other car, he downshifted and lost control because he dropped the clutch
[–] CheeseboogerHimself 2 points 9 points 11 points (+11|-2) ago
Evil Kenigger
[–] HRCisDONE 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
Niggers
[–] ExpertShitposter ago
could be here
[–] Shitt1ngMys3lf 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Never saw a nigger (attempt to) drive a stick
[–] ThrashCan 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Came to say the same thing. I feel like I just spotted a unicorn
[–] QualityShitposter 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
kek
[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The owner he just stole it from?