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[–] Apollonious 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
I recently remodeled a kitchen at a Jewish family's house. I overheard a conversation where the mother talked on the phone about their friend who was considered a holocaust survivor without actually being in a camp. These days apparently they consider someone a "survivor" if they claim it significantly affected then in some way, without even having been near a camp. It was so hard to hold my tongue the two weeks I was there. They watched CNN all day and got rabid when hearing Trumps name. Also, stereotypically, they had a tranny son in Harvard. So glad I'm done there
[–] operation_wetvac 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Just like how David Hogg was a survivor even though he was sitting home, jacking off, watching cartoons on YouTube, eating cereal in his pajamas and got a tweet about shit going down at his high school so he flipped a table, jumped up and hopped on his trike and peddled his scrawny ass over 6 million miles to his school.
[–] foltaisaprovenshill 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
6 gorillion goy
[–] 0cra_tr0per 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Should have taunted them by making it oven-centric.
[–] Gumbatron 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Would be funny to get a tape measure and measure them. When they ask WTF you ate doing, just say you're "making sure the oven will be big enough"