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[–] tanukihat 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Wanna talk about how the occult has been normalized? These Baptists I was hanging out with, they're real big on "opening the Bible to a random page, pointing to a passage with your eyes closed, reading it, and applying it to your situation". I didn't have the heart to explain to them what "divining an oracle" is, the poor confused bastards' heads would explode.
[–] Morbo 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Funny that the Qtards do similar things. They use gematria to "decode" messages from Q. When I point out this is occult, they tell me it is the language of the Deep State. Now why would Q, the enemy of the Deep State, use their language to code messages? Why would Q invoke occult symbolism and imagery to communicate with patriots if Q is supposed to be on the side of God? Peculiar, isn't it?
[–] moonlooker ago
The zodiac signs would be a nice thing, if the horoscope did not exist
[–] frankenmine 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
They do exist as a primitive method of partitioning the stars visible to the naked eye at night. Their effects on human destiny is the thing that doesn't exist.
Yeah, I'm fun at parties.
[–] totallynotFBI 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Whether or not they have has such effect, belief in them very much has altered the course of history.
[–] shrink 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Having the masses believe X has done a whole bunch of things in the course of history. If you're on Voat, nobody should need to even say this.
[–] TrueAmerican ago
Placebo effect can make anything real if you believe in it... the human mind is really amazing. Kinda like how the act of observing particles in quantum mechanics changes the system.
[–] Phuc_Dat_Bich ago
No real astrologer claims they have an effect.
[–] frankenmine ago
Then what good is an astrologer?
[–] TiredAndEmotional 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
"real astrologer" is an oxymoron
[–] InClownWorldSellPnut 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
Also stars migrate so the chart in the newspaper is woefully out of date.
[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Some stars eat a lot food too so they can hibernate during the winter
[–] Phuc_Dat_Bich 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wow if only they knew that 2,000 years ago!
[–] Phuc_Dat_Bich 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
“And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:” Genesis 1:14
[–] DenounceTrannies 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
That doesn't mean astrology is right.
I never here these astrology tards preaching about God and the firmament and flat earth.
[–] Phuc_Dat_Bich ago
There are plenty if idiots who are against the jews, too. Does that mean there isn’t a jew problem?
[–] Glasswall 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
I think this meme is about 20 years too late.
That occult shit died in the 90s
[–] DenounceTrannies 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Pretty sure all major newspapers still have horror scopes
[–] Damnpasswords ago
Tell that to young women and wine aunts
[–] Approved 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So, women?
[–] Damnpasswords 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
"I'm a Taurus that believes in science! Girl power!"
[–] Deflo56 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We Taurus do not believe in this astrology stuff. Lol
[–] Maroonsaint ago
You’re a Pokémon?
[–] DenounceTrannies 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Tranny power
[–] Armpit_and_Ass 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
>funny
[–] boekanier [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
With the best will of the world, I cannot see an archer in the constellation of Sagittarius. Can you?
[–] Niggertoes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It doesn't matter what you believe.
It's what they believe.