[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Guys if you ban straws, only outlaws will have straws.

[–] TheSeer ago 

Wasn't the Yashar Ali guy the same one who tweeted some nonsense about Ben Garrison, just a few days bacK/

[–] metricisokay 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You're 60% more likely to be harmed by a drinking straw after introducing one to your home.

[–] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If I swap out nigger for drinking straw does that become a real statistic?

[–] rndmvar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No, because the percentage becomes 99% if you don't have a gun. If you do have a gun, then it drops to 50%, as you might sprain your trigger finger, or pinch a finger during reload.

[–] Granite_Pill 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're 80% more likely to killed by a drinking straw than by a terrorist.

[–] metricisokay 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With any luck terrorists won't figure out how effective drinking straws are, it's the west's greatest weakness.

[–] WickedVocalist ago 

Looks like heroin paraphanalia or a prison yard shank to me.

[–] zerozen77 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

FUCKING METAL

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Judas Priest - Point Of Entry

[–] WickedVocalist ago 

When I said I hate plastic I meant it in metaphor

[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Dyke. No big loss.

[–] Adminstrater 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I had a feeling this is what would happen. It's like falling on your keys, except, longer, and thinner, and probably, unintentionally sharper.

I wonder when it will be used as a weapon, either offensively, or defensively.

[–] subscribetopewdiepie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Soon UK police will be confiscating metal straws.

[–] TheUnWantedMan 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They are jugular straws that will be used to turn humans into fleshy Capri Suns

[–] phillyjoe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hold straw on table, and slam someone from the back of the head. yeah, I know batman!

[–] Adminstrater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Imagine what a pencil can do, and now hollow it out, and make it out of metal.

[–] WickedVocalist ago 

I can see it now ... as liberal jurora insist a straw cant kill.

[–] Deplorablepoetry ago 

Fair comment but, one could just as easily use a paper straw to poke one’s eye out..., or why not just use a finger?

Point is, everything is a weapon, it’s the intent that is impossible to protect from.

[–] Adam_Jensen_ 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Hey, at least the niggers and spics aren't throwing plastic straws into the river any more! Those poor fish.

[–] Snakeberry 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

BAN METAL STRAWS

[–] WickedVocalist ago  (edited ago)

Seriously my man pointed them out to me last night and I was like fuck that

Theyre fucking dirty

They also make them in silicon.

I hope you like cancer.

Paper is widely available.

If your teeth hurt just go buy veneers and pull out your real teeth.

[–] Sosacms 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

High capacity assault straws with piercing rounds.

[–] WickedVocalist ago 

Shit I could guess a intact metal straw filled with bits could be pretty damaging.

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