[–] GreenSlug 0 points 81 points (+81|-0) ago 

"Try for a 5th?" Got me. Thats some good shit.

[–] Swallowmybreath 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I snorted my coffee, i'm such a asshole.

[–] GreenSlug 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Naaah, as long as you dont make schoolchildren snort coffee with you, your fine. I'd feed the little autistic bastards to some wolves, I'm an asshole

[–] Charilko 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I mean, four kids with autism, you should probably stop.

(And yes, you can avoid pregnancy while eschewing the Pill.)

[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wait, you're telling me that it's possible to avoid sex altogether?

[–] Civil_Warrior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

After one it's time to stop whatever the fuck you did during that pregnancy.


[–] MrNuffins 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

If you give birth to a retard, stop getting pregnant.

[–] Mayhawk 1 point 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

My older brother was born retarded, asshole. Then they had me, and I'm only slightly retarded. End of joke.

In all seriousness though, I'm very fit and capable, even handsome if I dare say so. I do struggle with a bit of a speech problem at times, I'll mix words or combine two sentences into one, or just fail to pronounce something entirely.

Even though my brother was retarded and was eventually put down like a sick animal before I even got to know him, I've managed to do well enough in life to shitpost on Voat

[–] jzerocoolj 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I've managed to do well enough in life to shitpost on Voat

Setting the bar high I see

[–] AlphaOmega 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

are You the guy at Disney that misinterpreted the word “ginger” and hired the wrong actress?

[–] jimibulgin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'll mix words or combine two sentences into one

Those are called "compound words" and "run-on sentences", respectfully, dumbass.

Jesus, you really are retarded, aren't you?

[–] Dave_ph 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You blew the troll in the last paragraph where you said he was put down

[–] ScottMAGA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Someone needs to take care of that retard, and it should be his siblings, not the government.

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

As a dad to an autistic boy... this is still funny

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's the thing. These people are all just joyless fucks who honestly should not be on the internet. The books in the public library and discussions with their yoga class compatriots are much more suitable.

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's tough raising an autistic child, I can't imagine how I would do it without a sense of humor.

[–] Faggzilla 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

poops in your yard

[–] Phantom42 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

adult screeching

[–] RunOverByASchoolBus 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

What dude decided to have 4 kids with a downie? Just look at her

[–] GritD2 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

She looks like the robots on iRobot

[–] StagOfMull 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's just british people. Generations of inbreeding dont lead to healthy individuals. Just look at the 2 large cultures that do it...

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

They definitely weren't lying about the triggering power contained within that specific meme.

[–] libman 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Autism can be a superpower if you know how to use it. 🤓

[–] spaceman84 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not really. The useful ones are aspies, not actual autists.

[–] fightknightHERO 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

ass-burgers is more of a super power than a problem

[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She got 4 retard kids? Is she fucking her cousin?

[–] PenguinaAshes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If she really has 4 autistic kids, then the vaccines in her area are causing it.

[–] One-Way_Bus 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

My kids are vaccinated and they are fine. Fuck you for your retardedness.

[–] chemlord11 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My money is on brother.

[–] One-Way_Bus ago 

I thought as a possibility too.

[–] Dave_ph 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Her brother It's a tight-knit family

[–] worthlesshope ago  (edited ago)

her face shows fetal alcohol syndrome: https://www.webmd.com/baby/fetal-alcohol-syndrome

While the disease itself is not hereditary alcoholism is. So it is likely her mom was an alcoholic, made her daughter a retard, and now her daughter is an alcoholic making all her children retards.

While they are different diseases they have similar symptoms. So I wouldn't be surprised if she mixed the two up.

[–] Fuzzychickens1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I have autistic kids that I love very much and this is still funny as hell.

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