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[–] NoMoreScreenNames 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
But we can't just use recipes we find in books or online, 'cause that would be "cultural appropriation" . So we gotta import 'em to cook it for us! (Why do I suspect that's an actual argument some dumbass somewhere used seriously? )
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[–] primaryappellation ago (edited ago)
Got a god-damned hemorrhoid from that Chipotle norovirus outbreak, and I never even eat there.
[–] 4saken 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Whats funny is that isn't even Mexican food. It's Tex Mex. We would have that because we have Texas. They can fuck off with that shit. The "Mexican" food most eat throughout the US is Tex Mex and not the cuisine you would find in Mexico. If you want that kind of food you have to go to the restaurant that doesn't speak English and you order by pointing or calling out a number in Spanish. Trust me, it isn't what you can get down at your local Taco Shop either.
[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thank you.
Everyone forgets that this is the white man's twist on the Mexican food.
[–] primaryappellation ago
Not to mention that "wypipo food bland" [sic] because it has been filtered through years of corporate/government/health fads. Mexican food is fucking terrible for you, but it's given a pass for being "ethnic"
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[–] TheSeer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Absolutely savaged 'em.
They have been taught to 'goal seek'. That is, we will tell you what the answer is, for example, violent crime is due to the criminal being impoverished. And then they will work backwards from the SOLUTION to ask the question.
"Well, what if we gave them 'social security' and a 'good education'?"
All those points, religion, travelling, spot on. This is what people have to realize about Marxist 'deconstructionism'. You can't just criticize and destroy everything, you have to replace it with something. Example. Religion was criticized, discredited, subverted, infiltrated. Did we suddenly solve our problems? No. People became worshippers of science or total, utter consumerists. Or foodies, as in this example.
[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fucking thank you! I'm tired of those dumbass, thought-terminating clichés.
[–] pimplepeter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
speaking of travel being broadening. some whore told me she brought Ranch when she traveled to italy to use on the her salads. How fucking sad is that?
[–] Thisismyvoatusername ago
You ignore that tacos are delicious. Chessmate, motherfucker.
[–] binrobinro ago (edited ago)
You sound like Mollie's Father: "The Hispanic community are Iowans. They have the same values as Iowans. As far as I'm concerned, they're Iowans with better food."
[–] thebearfromstartrack 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No shit? Really? It's IMPOSSIBLE to produce ethnic dishes without being INVADED by that nation?
[–] Silencedmajor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Could someone please point out to me what authentic ethnic food is even close to be remotely good for you.
Sushi maybe.
Tex mex. Indian food. Chinese food. All the western interpretations of those are over spiced heart attacks that originally were intended to cover up rancid meat in dishes.
[–] primaryappellation ago
But...But greasy diner food is bad for you! Eats a 50% rancid vegetable oil, 20% out of date beans, and 30% Mexican guano taco
[–] ninjajunkie ago
Except whites are the ones that introduced spices to most of the world. Shit, the Aztecs didnt even make proper chocolate; they were more worried about drinking through their assholes apparently.
[–] Zoldam 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wtf is that?
[–] ninjajunkie ago
An Aztec statue of a Aztec doing an enema of fermented grain and cocoa.
[–] TAThatBoomerang ago
As someone who really enjoys cooking I can say that living in a globally connected world has brought some exciting new dishes to my table. However, people who use that as a reason to increase immigration either have an extremely low IQ or show that they are incapable of thinking through the things they parrot. Since obviously, you don't need to import the person in order to import the recipe.