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[–] 2fast4u92 3 points 22 points 25 points (+25|-3) ago
Fuck both of them. The Holy Land belongs in Christian hands.
[–] deathsquad 6 points 6 points 12 points (+12|-6) ago (edited ago)
Yep fucking disgusting all these pseudo "right wingers" sucking muslim dick. The world can learn a thing or two from Israel about building walls and killing muslims.
[–] CameraCode0 4 points 6 points 10 points (+10|-4) ago
No one is "sucking Muslim dick". I never see that on Voat. Jews are worse than Muslims. Muslims are not the ones genociding my people and shutting down any resistance. Without Jews, Muslims would not be a problem. The Muslim problem will never go away until the Jewish problem does first. I'm not going to ignore Injustices done to Muslims but Jews simply because they are done to Muslims. If it can be used against the Jews, I will use it.
If you think any of that is "sucking Muslim dick", I would question whether you think that because you hate Muslims, or because it harms Jewish people.
[–] jackfraser 4 points 3 points 7 points (+7|-4) ago
Fuck that. The “holy land” is a desert shithole. Why would anyone want to live there when they could live with trees and mountains and fish in the damn rivers?
[–] 2fast4u92 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Nobody said you had to move there. Just that the birthplace of our Savior should be under our control, and that the Talmudic cult and Muslims occupying it should be removed.
[–] QuickMafs 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
Everyone keeps forgetting that many of the Palestinians are Christians, the media never talks about it but it should be the first thing people say whenever israel or Palestine comes up
[–] 2fast4u92 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is true. Numbers are dwindling quite a bit though as they are attacked by both sides.
[–] Its_over_9000 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Wish we acted more like Israel sometimes.
[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Our Military sure does....
[–] Its_over_9000 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Our military isn't stationed on our massive border wall shooting anything that moves.
[–] con77 3 points 6 points 9 points (+9|-3) ago
that's what they get for bringing rocks to a helicopter fight. Nuke Tel Aviv and Mecca!
[–] andrew_jackson 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hey Rider!
[–] con77 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
hey man! How ya been?
[–] 19165630? 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
Wrong. When jews are settling your land, then Palestinian kids throw rocks at your elite soldiers that wear pee pee diapers, then you send in your pre-paid American taxpayer helicopters with pre-paid American taxpayer Hellfire missiles to level some mud huts so that the invading jew settlers can continue settling, who then in turn post on Twitter, "Dear fellow White people ..."
Too much text? I am not a good memer.
And I am with the rest of you. Why the fuck is even one damn soldier in the Pedophile East?
[–] 19165106? 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago
Yeah when niggers throw rocks at cops over a justified shooting, the same thing should happen.
[–] BlueDrache 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Yet, no one tries to prosecute them for war crimes.
Funny that.
[–] StrangeThingsAfoot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Many countries have tried to but the ((US)) has blocked every resolution. I wonder why
[–] 19165116? 4 points -2 points 2 points (+2|-4) ago
It's not a war crime if there's no war, dumbass.
[–] kingdomhearts123 ago
Lots of kikery in here.
[–] TheButcherrrrr ago
Hellfire missiles are pretty sweet though.