[–] GritD2 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Male pattern baldness is why. Yamakas cover the bald spot nicely thank you.

[–] rndmvar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A convenient excuse.
The truth is that they couldn't stand paying full price for a hat. So they all buy baby caps.
And that still wasn't cheap enough. So the baby caps are now made of machining scraps dropped on the factory floor.
But that still wasn't cheap enough! So, they transferred most production to China.
And that still wasn't cheap enough. So they hassled the Chinese government about Anti-Semitic pricing on their baby hats.
To which the Chinese government offered them a cheaper price AND to use precious metal imbued thread in the stitching.
It's just that the Chinese government never told them that the precious metals are cadmium and lead.

[–] GritD2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I needed that. High effort. Hahahah

[–] FreeeBird 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like to imagine that an ancient jewish king was going bald and wore one to cover his bald spot. To even the playing field and shield his embarrassment he mandated that all other jews had to wear yarmulke’s to please yahweh. Thus the tradition was born.

[–] 2_scoops_vanilla 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They probably all thought it was a great idea and just copied him. And when his foreskin got stuck from phimosis, he chopped it off and the whole tribe thought it was a great idea because it was hereditary.

[–] markrod420 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Looooool

[–] SlothyC 11 points -2 points (+9|-11) ago  (edited ago)

Chill with the antisemitism

Edit: figured I wouldn't need the /s

[–] Hebrew-Virus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How is antisemitism even possible when there are no Semites left in the world? Of course, one could be opposed to the ancient Semites (long since passed), but what would be the point of that?

[–] Hmmmm_m 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Stop trying to goy-splain, it is anti-semetic to even think non kosher thoughts about the chosen ones.

[–] Proveitorloseit 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For a person who hates Jews you sure seem to love their wordwizardy tactics.

[–] markrod420 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I dont think anyone got the sarcasm in your comment. But its "cool it with the antisemitism" if you wanna quote the meme exactly. Im pretty sure anyway.

Edit* actually my quote is from a youtube video.

[–] SlothyC 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I should have just linked the Stonetoss comic and saved myself the downvotes lol

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Or what? You'll kvetch in a shrill, nasally voice?

[–] Landrictree 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago