[–] invisiblephrend 0 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"um, do you have gluten free?"

all around me are familiar faces...

[–] BordelonLoop 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

and soy cheese?

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Mmmm, I want a chocolate shake too. That's not too much to ask for, is it?

[–] massiveprivilege 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

worn out places...

[–] Gigglestick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I feel like I’m the only one who hasn’t seen Donnie darko.

[–] blit416 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I swear to you the Tears for Fears version from the 80's takes that mopey crybaby emo buuulshit version of "Mad World".... it takes that version and it CRUSHES it... Srsly. hot 80's mixtapes could make a party happen... emo-garbage makes kids want cut themselves. Joke of the era "I wish my lawn were EMO so it would cut itself."

[–] CrudOMatic 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

You're not missing much.

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't listen to CrudOMatic, his favorite movie is Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Personally, I gave Donnie Darko four stars. Then again, I also gave Vanilla Sky four stars, so maybe I'm not the best person to get movie advice from.

[–] sinclair 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

Fucking. Brilliant. This is the Hero food service deserves.

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You have now introduced Hero sandwiches onto the menu. Good job, faggot. Now see what you can do about fries.

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

I saw an owl today. It was pretty cool.

[–] invisiblephrend 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

for years i've always heard them in my area, but never seen one. not even flying.

[–] Futt 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

They are nocturnal birds of prey, so your best chance of spotting one would be in the late evening near open places with lots of rodents. Might want to wear a helmet or something, some of them like to dive-bomb their prey. We had a couple of eagle owls near where I grew up. Huge creatures, one almost came through the living room window once as it was recovering from a dive.

I don't know why I'm telling you this but there you go.

[–] qotile 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

One threw up half a mouse on my back porch, as owls do. I didn't get a chance to meet him.

[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you know the difference between the sound of an owl and a mourning dove. Not being a smart ass. A lot ot city people will hear a mourning dove and think its a own. "I heard like 10 feaking owls this morning "

[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

One time when I ran the four baby rabbits that were living under my patio out, I went inside to get more whiskey and when I came back out there was one baby rabbit hiding under one of the wive's plants and a smug owl on the power line.

That's how you bait owls.

[–] fuspezza 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I see owls all the time. This is one from just this Sunday https://files.catbox.moe/tvhvcg.mp4

[–] blumen4alles 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If I was the owl I would have been pissed you don't know how to hold your potato correctly. I suppose the televisions and monitors in your home are all installed vertically too. Selfish Bastard

[–] matthew-- 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I saw one just sitting on the line that went to my old rental. It was pretty very unexpected. Just, "is that an owl?", "Yes", "I've never seem one before", "me neither".

Looked like a fat feathery ball with eyes.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ugh! That owl infestation is getting really out of hand!

[–] ThinkAboutIt1488 2 points 29 points (+31|-2) ago 

Nice, I would pay $2 if I could get some ketchup as well.

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

No grilled cheese for a month!

[–] Warnos44 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I wanted to say that's just wrong, but I like dipping grilled cheese in tomato soup, and it's not that far from ketchup...

[–] Pointyball 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

So start your own $1 tomato soup cart and park it next door.

[–] ZeroFuggzGiven 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the lunch of the gods

[–] invisiblephrend 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

well, ketchup doesn't have cream in it.

[–] Pointyball 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Found grill face.

[–] invisiblephrend 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

that's just tomatoe slice in liquid form. nice try, cocksucker!

[–] CameraCode0 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

I don't have venmo because I'm not some teenage asshole who vapes

Yet they are quirky and sarcastic enough to write a paragraph on the back about how they saw an owl once and are holding out hope that they will see it again. Ok idea, but seems too try-hard and hipster. They act like they are the first person to invent a cheap food truck. Basic hot-dog vendors exist too.

[–] Bichpwner 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Are you rustled because you vape, or because you haven't seen the owl?

[–] waterniggas 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

joke about owl vaping

[–] FuckingInsaneGoat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Eh, I thought it was funny.

[–] ArchmageMordenkainen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You'd be surprised how uncommon cheap food trucks are on college campuses. It's always some alternative hipster crap.

[–] DavidHogg 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Most likely a hipster faggot but gotta give credit where credit is due. I’ve ate several food trucks and they do make some damn fine food in a truck.

[–] zxcvzxcv 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Can I pay in pennies?

[–] Broc_Lia [S] 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

I think if you tried that he'd give you the ingredients crumb by crumb.

[–] 4saken 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I think we would see a new sign go up on the food truck too!

[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you roll them first.

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I tried but they keep breaking thru the rolling papers.

[–] ephesians5_11 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

This is beautiful.

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