[–] con77 1 points 44 points (+45|-1) ago 

keep in mind it would have a psychic breakdown is you dared to question its opinion

[–] Agrianian_Javelineer 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

psychic breakdown

[–] con77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

psychological

[–] con77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

were you trying to spell agrarian?

[–] uvulectomy 1 points 43 points (+44|-1) ago  (edited ago)

"I look like an average 35 year old woman."

Uh, no.... You look like an overweight, balding 35 y/o dude mental patient with fake tits. It doesn't matter how far you let the stringy mass on your head grow out, you still aren't hiding that receding hairline or the shekel detector.

[–] binrobinro 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

2 more inches of stringy mass and I would've been fooled.

[–] FSA-got-aleppo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

dude mental patient ogre

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Touché.

[–] anotheronelikethis 1 points 28 points (+29|-1) ago 

The mental gymnastics here. Wow. I actually feel really bad for him. This clown world really fucked him up.

[–] recon_johnny 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How the fuck do you start thinking like this at 35? I get the kids; I mean I could make any teenager (or younger) think anything I wanted to.

But a grown ass man? I don't get it.

[–] 475677 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Most people these days don't mentally mature past about 16 years of age. That shit is expected in women as we've long known that they're just children but it was never this way with men. I don't know what to blame exactly but at a guess it would be all the plastic, soy, fluoride, vidya and easy lives they have in general.

[–] BlackOwl 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Came here to say the same, I feel sorry for him. Everyone around this guy has completely played into his delusion, his worldview is now so far from reality that he actually believes this tweet.

[–] StrangeThingsAfoot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel bad for kids/teens that are tricked into it. At 35, you have enough life experience to know what you want out of life and to make your own choices.

[–] Alhambra 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

we need to close the hellgate...too many demons are getting through.

[–] BlueDrache 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Carpet bomb Israel with nukes? Ok!

[–] TheSeer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What if nukes open the hellgate even further? I.E. effectively creates new spawn points/portals?

[–] P33psh04h 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

According to the Talmud a portal to hell does exist in Jerusalem so right on buddy!

[–] drysoup333 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Have the new parts come in yet? We have been waiting forever. And what about the guy that knows how to close it? Is he still alive/available?

[–] WitnesstheSalt 2 points 17 points (+19|-2) ago 

Nah. Looks like Will Farrell if he used his head to clean out a grease trap.

[–] NoRagrets 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Imagine living in an area where you are surrounded by people who will enable your total delusion of reality.

[–] Gargilius 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I don’t have to imagine it, I already live there (SF Bay Area)... the worst part is the work place, where each employer tries to out-woke the next one (have a look at LinkedIn posts if you want a barf-inducing idea). I moved there while totally blue pilled, darn the awakening was rough.

[–] Gargilius 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

oh, and that freak might be your boss one day (thanks to diversity hiring!)

[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

It's alright. He'll be part of the 45% within the next year or two

[–] Splooge [S] 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Hopefully before it can infect any kids (aka reproduce).

[–] badruns 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Hopefully that number increases over time.

[–] mralexson 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

What’s the 45%?

[–] Dean_Wilhelm_Hawkins 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

The 45% of transgenders that end their own lives.

[–] AlexanderMorose13 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

OH MY GOD! Kill it with fire!

Childs! Childs! Mac wants the flamethrower! Mac wants the what? That's what he said now MOVE!

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