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[–] RSTUV ago
Joked with a cop one time because he had an old leather holster. Turns out it belonged to his Father, who was a Policeman before him.
What simpletons don't understand is that holsters have massive friction and you need to pull the gun out with your bent arm.
What that cop told me, wasn't a speech, just looked me in the eye and said "You couldn't get it."
I practiced and considered and years later, I concur. I wouldn't have been able to pull that gun out of that Cop's Dad's old ass leather holster.
Now let's look at the modern materials.
This dummy is wrong. She wouldn't get that gun, and she doesn't have any functional understanding of reality.