[–] hungry_mungry 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Washington actually murdered a bunch of dudes in their sleep on Christmas Eve. Badass for sure. And to think people cry because Trump doesn't cater to their feefees. What a shame how pussified this country has become.

[–] andrew_jackson 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

George Washington was a white supremacist.

[–] hungry_mungry 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

We have something in common then.

[–] Base311 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Andrew Jackson, another badass killer. Hated and defeated the (((banks))), balanced the budget, and was a brawler.

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Washington actually murdered a bunch of dudes in their sleep on Christmas Eve.

Is that a joke or a reference to something that happened?

[–] hungry_mungry 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

[–] Two_Soup 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

George Washington's crossing of the Deleware River. He launched a surprise attack against Hessian mercenaries that Christmas.

[–] Zoldam 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Back in the day politicians had to fight in wars they started. Sure they might not of been cannon fodder on the front lines, but kings, lords, etc. all were trained in combat and strategy and expected to be at the absolute least next to the battle if not in it.

[–] Improbablyanasshole 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Seems fair.

[–] 9NaughtZ 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Presidents now days are a shadow of their former selves. Out playing golf. Soft hands. No modesty what so ever.

[–] My-Name-is-Mud 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know a man who shook Bernie Sanders hand and said it was beyond baby smooth but like fluffy too.

[–] 9NaughtZ 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I knew the guy that picked Noriega up out of his office. He said it felt like his hands were going down to his bones. It was all mush.

All the modern politicians are shit sandwiches.

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You ever go to shake a guy's hand, and feel his knuckles bunch together like squeezing a tiny sack of potatoes— and then notice their grip loosen because, by doing so, you forced their palm to open-up... without even trying, just using your normal ambient strength? There has to be a word for, "the sensation of instantly losing respect for a man" in some civilized language, somewhere.

[–] 9NaughtZ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah. What would that word be. I bet the Germans have a word for it. They have a ton of good edge words for the fall of humanity.

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[–] 9NaughtZ 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Stick to the plan. it till work out.

[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Washington would have been shooting fools by now.

REVOLUTION UP IN DIS BEEYOTCH!

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The ghost of George Washington is always there, yelling at white men everywhere, at the top of his lungs: any time he sees an injustice being committed and his dear country falling further towards Imperialism/Globalism. Every time his cries fall on deaf ears: he weeps for the future.

[–] CantDentTheBrent 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I miss George...

[–] curomo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I wonder how long the Brits made him wait before they issued his SBR stamp. (Or is that a velco NFA negator on the stock, ahem, brace.)

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Let the bodies hit the floor!". Probably my favorite Revolutionary War ditty.

[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was so hoping for a fife and drum cover of that song. You got my hopes up!

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sorry. But that is an awesone idea.

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They were before their time.

[–] Tacobell_Tacofolder 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why does he have a Texas flag and not a Virginia one?

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