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[–] [deleted] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] Vic_V 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
my downstairs neighbors (who moved in around 2016) "randomly" brought up something very obscure that I had been searching online like a week before. nightvision / IR optics. Theyre very friendly but I think they glow in the dark.
Also I dont think they actually work. theyre both like 30 and one "used to be an emt but has disability" hmm
[–] carlip ago
Order a dildo to their house.
[–] Mylon ago
Start having a conversation with your extra terrestrial room mate. Make them interesting. Get those glow in the dark spooks very concerned.
[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I would love to see them try to smear you with some quotes and then have you own them
[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] Trousersnake1488 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You have my sword
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Derpfroot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're like an OG jimmy-rustler.
[–] Derpfroot 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
On that, they say...
What does he mean by this?
[–] 475677 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
They mean that if you want to be an eco terrorist, sandnigger terrorist, better Saint Tarrant's high score, etc. there's always going to be a group of people you can find online that will share similar views. Worse still due to the nature of the internet these groups of people become internally radicalized so for instance the people who find toasters sexually attractive will always have not only someone saying you should actually stick your dick in one but then you'll have someone else back them up and call you a pussy if you don't do it while it's turned on and since people who aren't into fucking toasters aren't going to be there to talk you down the whole group tends to escalate things more and more and the same goes for those who believe killing is the right option to support their beliefs.
The only way to stop that kind of shit happening is to literally kill the internet though. Websites by their nature are typically single topic sites and you can't even force everything to be put it on a centralized site like reddit or vote unless you want to force all the content generated on every user and drown them in a sea of information and filth they don't want to see because if you give users the option to block parts of the site off to personalize their streams people are just going to isolate themselves in their own bubble of influence anyway.
In short internet bad and scary and needs to die for boomers to feel safe again.
[–] RacistJew 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
What if they are right though. What if fucking a plugged in toaster while eating starch is the only way to impeach trump and answer the JQ?
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
There's nothing like group toaster sex.
NSFW!!!!
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[–] PoundMe2 ago
i'm proud you were able to get that point across in just 5 sentences. lmao youre right. nothing short of deleting the internet as well as locking people up for hate crimes will change anything about the way dumber and misinformed people communicate on the internet. keep up the good fight, try to walk the crazies off the ledge and back into reality. don't try too hard though or they'll call you a kike and think you're trying to get them to fuck niggers or something.
[–] o0shad0o 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I didn't hear this.
I'd bet fewer than 10% are white nationalists, the rest are Antifa or black nationalists.
[–] 18523599? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Black nationalists and supremacists were far more common on the list than any white dedicated groups from what I recall.
[–] qualityusername 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They’re all Sam Hyde.
[–] LightestHour 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He can't keep getting away with it!
[–] blackguard19 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yet no one here has been a victim of Muslim terror or knows anyone who has. It’s almost as though we’re being conditioned by the media to fear a certain bogeyman so we will be more amenable to middle eastern wars and the imposition of the police state at home.
[–] yt4cz9 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
The best thing for our cause is not to engage in random violence but to invade every part of power structures--banking, media, government, police, judicial systems, fbi, cia, military. Our guys should become dominant in every one in the coming years. At that point, if violence is necessary it will no longer be random or unexpected and the media will report it as something that had to be done. Putins rise and control of power should be studied.
[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Taken right out of the jews playbook
[–] NoisySilence ago
This sounds like Jack's smirking revenge.
[–] totes_magotes ago
Amalek??
[–] FridayJones ago
Be on the lookout for the FBI's Most Wanted, known only as Obvious_Throwaway_Here.