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[–] GreenSlug 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I would love to, but thats not how its done in my part of the world, people stand there, in the middle, hand on each rail. If i have to take one, and there is no one in my way, i do walk up. But people are lazy and fat and theres too many of them so its almost never that i get a clear escalator
[–] EdSnowden 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Just say excuse me as you push past their fat arms on the left. What are they going to do?
[–] GreenSlug ago
Call security and have me banned. Its just not how its done around here unfortunately. Someone would probably make a stink about a safety issue
[–] moarzor ago (edited ago)
Man that's crazy people block like that, but I've seen it too. If I'm not walking up the thing, I stand to the right so people who are walking can comfortably move past.
[–] GreenSlug 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thats how ive gathered it works in other parts of the world, but people be like "what the fuck are you doing!?" If you tried to pass on an escalator around here