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[–] Firinmahlazer 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Lemme say it louder for you people in the back.
ESCALATORS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS. DON'T FUCK AROUND ON THEM.
People in the industry call them meat grinders for a reason.
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don’t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent – I don’t care which one – but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
[–] Firevine 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That kid is back on the escalator again!
[–] GreenSlug 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Ill be honest, im basically 30 and escalators fill me with terror enough that i have always just taken the stairs if they are an option. So much less anxiety. And i fucking hate standing still waiting for a slow staircase to move for me, ill just walk thanks
[–] MyNameIsMud 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
What industry?
[–] carlip 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
The meat grinding industry
[–] bezzy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
My guess is escalator maintenance is a specialized field similar to what exists with elevators.
[–] Firinmahlazer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The elevator and escalator industry.
[–] Hebrew-Virus 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
The fast food industry—they have to do something with the bodies.
Soylent Corporation
[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I always do a quick visual check of my shoes and the escalator before getting onto one
[–] NymphantTree 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
A very NSFW liveleak video showing why Escalators can be dangerous
Edit:
[–] slope 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=c0a_1447012503
[–] weezkitty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
To be fair, the safety standards in China are very low. American/European escalators are more likely to be better maintained
[–] tomdogg 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can someone tell me what happens in this video? I hate watching gore but the clickbait-style comment has me intrigued.
[–] GritD2 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Honestly he saved them. What was gonna happen at the top? Was the drop gonna get shorter?
[–] specklegoat ago
Really, he probably did them a favor by keeping the stupid gits from breaking a leg. I assume they are team-mates so there is no motive for intentional injury. The fall looked to be > 20 feet onto a hard surface. I wouldn't do that for money, especially if I counted on my body for work.
[–] 18386942? ago
They both look like they could do a pullup
[–] GritD2 ago
Holding on one handed / armed like that takes some serious strength.
[–] DrHatchetWound 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
get this man a helicopter and a map to lgbt events on the double
[–] HillBoulder 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's almost like he waited until they got high enough so he could inflict maximum damage.
[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
No he didn't.
Niggers naturally have a bloodlust for murder. It was probably Natural Instincts kicking in before attempted to murder those people. He probably wasn't thinking of Maximum Carnage she was probably just thinking of their death.
[–] DrHatchetWound ago
they were fags though, so...
[–] Hebrew-Virus 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Sounds legit....
[–] Ocelot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Can't stand dumb cunts who do things like this in public.
[–] d3r 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
what a dick, now we'll never know what happens at the top
[–] weezkitty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Even if he wasn't pushed off, there is almost certainly something solid at the top (a rail or a floor). There is no way it could've ended well. Low IQ in action
[–] Enok-Stroth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That guy was just jealous he didn't think to do that.
[–] BitChuteArchive 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
https://www.bitchute.com/video/j00ng36zELI8