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[–] MockingDead 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

How soon after my conversion do I get a sex slave?

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[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You will receive a slightly used goat upon your conversion. After killing some infidels you may have 72 virgins, but we can't guarantee they will be women....

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[–] MockingDead 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I love all you niggerfaggotkikes

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[–] Zestyclose_Marketing 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Um in the after life you get 72 virgins if you blow yourself up

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One virgin to pick up each piece of you, probably.

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[–] Anam ago 

Don't forget the 15 pre-pubescent 'cup-bearers', i.e. butt-boys that come with the virgins. Old Mo had all bases covered.