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[–] X____sign_here____ 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This reminds me of a joke.

A man walks by a family bakery everyday on his way to work. One day he looks in the window and sees the mother clobbering the son over the head with a stale loaf of bread. The next day, he sees the same thing. For months everyday he looks in he see the son getting hit with bread.

One day he looks in and the mother is smashing a cake in the kids head. He knocks on the door.

"Missus. Everyday I walk by and every day I see you hit your son with bread. Today you hit him with cake?"

The woman says "Today it is birthday."

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[–] kchmiel [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Was she Latvian or did you just fuck up the grammar?

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[–] X____sign_here____ 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sweet. I somehow dropped "his" in her line.

(insert accent) Reads better from mouth of stout Russian women.

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[–] ScienceCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That store should offer this guy a marketing position. This is the kind of thing that would bring people back to the store.

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[–] Bigglesworth45 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'd be like 10/10 would shop again if I found these in a store.