[–] green_man 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Interesting fact, his 7 kids don't know their father either.

[–] Userhad141 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

nig 1 nig 2 nig 3 nig 4 nig 5 nig 6 nig 7 Has left chat

[–] Podge512 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

DeMarcus, watcha doin' with mah shower curtains?

[–] Tekedo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

King Tut was a lesser ruler, who was sent to a small burial not fit for a pharaoh because of his untimely death and the power struggle that caused.

The only reason we have so much of his shit is because looters didn't find it. The dude was deformed and had two miscarriages with his (mom? sister? I can't remember) before getting killed in battle.

So if you are related to King Tut, you are the child of a deformed inbred leader who was hidden away and forgotten.

Oh yeah and the dude's dad is one of the only Pharaohs to be depicted as having big feminine hips and big round lips, other signs of congenital birth defects from inbreeding.

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] Agrianian_Javelineer 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They were inbred because they refused to breed with the native Egyptians

[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Must be the one they compare to Michael Obama...

[–] Alhambra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

built architectural wonders in egypt thousands of years ago

can't even keep basic utilities running in flint today

[–] arischekind 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

His father has an orange suit.

[–] mydadbeatupyourdad 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If I’m not mistaken, ancient Egyptians had R1a halplogroup dna, which would make them white

[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Quite a few pharoah's had blue eyes.

[–] 111_onlythetruth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

is that eddie murphy ??

[–] AntiMason 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Through his mother?

load more comments ▼ (2 remaining)