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[–] CameraCode 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Severing someone's spinal cord right at the neck is arguably worse for them than death, and less risk than murder. I'm surprised it never happens.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

'less risk than murder'

dead people cant tell tales

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[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was told that by the guy who taught me how to shoot around age 12. It's was a real life lesson.

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[–] Tzitzimitl ago  (edited ago)

neither can the paralyzed from the neck down whose tongue has also been removed

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[–] PewterKey 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It's too difficult to do on a struggling enemy. But it could happen using drugs. Tranq dart then cripple. Which is a very scary idea. I bet the CIA has it as an SOP.

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[–] Civil_Warrior 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That is just clumsy and barbaric by cia standards. How about a little radio monarch until you don't know what you are much less who you are.

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[–] CameraCode ago 

It might be possible with a flat or more curved blade end so you wouldn't have to be so precise if you could surprise the victim from behind. Tbh I don't have that much experience with severing people's spinal chords.

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[–] CollegeDebt 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It takes some skill, hard to be precise emotions take over.

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[–] ForTheUltimate 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

hard to be precise emotions take over.

It's like trying to instantly stop a rotor blade from spinning!

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[–] DependasaurusRex ago 

Not that difficult really. Conviction is much stronger than emotion.

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[–] Gargilius 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

One problem is that it is tricky to pull off just right - especially with a blade - you probably want to use one of these pneumatic humane cattle killing thingy (like the one used by the Anton Chigurh character in 'no country for old men') instead.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Captive bolt gun

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[–] Splooge 1 point 35 points (+36|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Psychological warfare at its best. Autist or not, this shitlord is clearly familiar with Sun Tzu.

Textbook demoralizing the enemy into defeat. I'd bet money the tough guy spent that night and the nights that followed jumping at every little sound. Even more so if he happens to live near a main road in an area where there's lots of traffic and people are constantly honking.

If I were to speculate even further, this incident probably also put strain on his relationship. "Babe why are you so jittery?" And of course because he's a guy that has to appear tough he can't say shit, but every time she wants to do something, he's hesitant.

Everywhere she goes, he insists on coming along, you know, because he wants to, not because he's scared of anything. So she interprets this sudden change in behavior as him being possessive, and from there... well.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

its not hard when it comes to bullies

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[–] Splooge 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

True, but it's not often you come across such... I dunno how to describe it. Tactical precision? Guess that fits.

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[–] ANC3 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I remember reading some long article about the gangs in Baltimore a couple years back. There was a passing reference to all the 'young black males' in wheelchairs during the reporter's visit to a hospital. Seemed it had become some kind of tactic(?) to shoot their opponent in the lower back. No murder rap if they got busted, but the opponent was pretty much out of action of life.

Not sure of the truth of it, but the person giving the reporter the tour seemed to believe that this was the case.

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[–] Civil_Warrior 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Depends on your psychology. Some people would be stoked on the free training partner w plausible deniability if things get rough.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Certainly, but the "opening move" was a safe one. The autist could've just sent that, saw the response and not done anything for the rest of the night. If he got a "k m8 im waitnig for u now" then he can switch tactics.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

See how I used the word "speculate"? That's a word meaning "make up shit."

If you think it's weak, there's nothing I can do about that. I'm looking forward to seeing your insightful contributions.

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[–] phillyjoe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pretty sure he is thinking about him right now.

For a short essay that autist just bought space in that guys brain.

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[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sure. It's a pretty safe assumption that someone who does the whole "lets meet up ill beat ur ass" tough guy routine would be easily shaken by something like this.

At minimum, the visceral reaction is a sort of traumatizing powerless fear -- after all, what do you come back with when you get the response "go ahead, beat me into a bloody pulp"?

I like how even as he makes the weakest response possible, he still tries to retain some semblance of toughness by calling the cops (and his saviors) "pigs."

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[–] HST 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'm surprised the screencaps of that thread aren't shared more often

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[–] TheDonaldTrump 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] NoMeGustanLosNiggers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That was fucking beautiful

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[–] billyvvinz 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My wife's son, my wife's son!

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[–] MisterGrieves 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I loved this one as well. It was just too funny watching that turd squeal

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[–] Peeebooo ago 

thanks I was looking for this.

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[–] EpiPendemic 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Best 'fight me in real life' I have read since the first time I read the navy seal pasta.

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[–] ViperCarbz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Careful guys. He might call the cops.

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[–] nomadriders 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A few years ago a guy trolled my League of Legends game so I searched for his username on Google and found his myspace music page which then led me to his facebook and linkedin etc. Didn't take long before he was apologising to me in chat lol.

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[–] Hand_of_Node 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

my League of Legends game

This is brave of you!

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[–] nomadriders ago 

I don't get it

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[–] 17603649? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hahaha that's actually hilarious...

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[–] Birddirt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit. That was awesome.

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[–] ShitonVoat 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

I KNOW RIGHT? SO TOTALLY EPIC

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