[–] Derpfroot 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

If a "rule" has too many exceptions, it's really not a rule anymore.

[–] CanadianAndProud 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Welcome to the American justice system

[–] eolianpariah 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

this too tired justice system needs to be put to rest

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Laws are politicized rules.

[–] VoaterFraud 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I before E, except after C, and sound like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, still not enough rules to cover all the weird spellings in English.

For many years English had no set spelling rules. Thats why Limeys over the pond still spell tires like tyres and jail like gaol.

[–] BlueDrache 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"It's pronounced ... 'gif' you silly git."

[–] VoaterFraud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Silly me, I pronounce it.... "wanker" ;)

[–] bman0321 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

English teachers are the worst.

[–] cultivated_ignorance 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You ever met a French teacher?

[–] ISlooshyYou 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They don't got no good grammar.

[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My high school English teacher was pretty cool. She had cute ears too. Shame she hated my guts.

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Right‽

[–] Jujubean 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

English has no rules, it is a compilation of the gluttural gibberish from multiple Germanic barbaric tribes

[–] webrustler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I get eczema ever time I see someone spelling "Wiener" as "Weiner".

[–] capnflummox 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Any good Nazi knows these rules, jackass.

Stop being a kike or you'll get sent to the ovens...

[–] DirectPressure [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

hahaha Thanks Mr Rothschild

[–] capnflummox 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This nigger...

[–] TheBookWasBetter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't forget all the regular Nazis!

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nazeis*

[–] Adolf__Fitler 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nazies

[–] Jabiluka 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

'Keith' is a pronoun so the rule does't apply.

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