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[–] goatmensch 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
When you're a socialist but have three houses and luxury cars.
[–] SporadicSpasms 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...
[–] HeavyBrain ago
The only one who did it right was Stalin he didnt have shit, but he didn't want it in the first place he wanted power over people.
[–] dmt3rdi ago
Yes this is actually existing socialism.
[–] MikeyMo123 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I sure hope the salt on that pretzel is Kosher™ certified.
[–] jewsbadnews ago
Do atheist jews still follow kosher rules?
[–] MikeyMo123 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
They still drink baby's blood, so I have to assume so.
Uh-oh, there be a Jew among us, boys and girls. Watch out for your foreskins and hymens.
[–] Thetiedyeguy ago
Crypto jews don't in public sometimes, but a jew is a jew is a jew.
[–] fattyfatigue 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I know old Bernie here is buying a pretzel, but it made me think of an old feller at work (retired several years now) comment about how bagels were invented by jews because they were too cheap to use oil to make donuts so they used water instead.
[–] bluntripkin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i dont even know that old guy and i like him lol
[–] iLuvJews ago
Cultural appropriation.
Pretzels are german.
Shouldn't he be buying a bagel?
[–] NosebergShekelman ago
oy vey us jews never invented anything. We have only what we took from host nations.
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[–] Pepper-theDoctor ago
It's even funnier because I believe he was outed for wearing a 1k jacket in this photo. Obviously not bought on a senator's salary/bankrupt wife unless he's taking kickbacks
[–] SudoTCPdump 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
LOL grandpa forgot everyone's money
[–] Steelerfish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He is simply getting out his notebook so he can document the various regulations and codes that the vendor is in non-compliance. Someone in Bernie’s Family will soon own that stand- the consumables suppliers of that stand, the manufacturer of the stand, the various companies that maintain the components of the stand, the propane vendors, the marketing company, etc.....
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[–] bluntripkin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
its a dark future
[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't worry. It was bernnie so it was "just the tip". I don't think he tips though.