[–] uvulectomy 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Then the battery dies. And since there's no electricity in the village, it can't be recharged, and they all chimp out and scream "WHY DONIT DO IT THANG?! MAKE IT DO! MAKE IT DO!! OOGA BOOGA OOK EEK BIX NOOD MUHFUGGAH!!!!"

[–] drstrangegov 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It will be repurposed as a poop flinger cuz we wuz kangs.

[–] NosebergShekelman 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

ITS WHITEY'S FAULT!!!

[–] Bobbiesdammit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Which is when the witch doctor comes in and tells them they must bring children and virgins for them to rape and the sky mana will power the iPad.

[–] archvile7 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And here I thought Wakanda was technically advanced. Silly me

[–] Blunt_Echo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There's a fair bit of engineering involved in making a beaver den.

[–] Timmy2 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is the south side of Wakanda. Sheeit.

[–] puggy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Beavers should have colonized Africa

[–] Goys-R-Us 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And the beaver house is still superior because the predator has to go under water to get inside. We wuz almos baaver kangs!

[–] Frankenblock 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The gods must be crazy

[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That was just a realy long Coca Cola® commercial.

[–] bluntripkin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Top quality roof thatching job there!

[–] Butterbread 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not really fair to the beavers at all, but point taken.

[–] NosebergShekelman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

All of you goys need to donate a lot of your money to helping these poor colored folks we found over there in Africa. They're just like you goys are. shaloms

[–] Blunt_Echo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

For the Orc breeding program?

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Groovy head-poops, kids!

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