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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
"If you can't handle me at my worst"- this phrase has always bothered me. Are you an adult? Why should I have to fucking "handle" an adult? You know what you "handle"? Weapons or venomous snakes. You don't handle grown women.
Just like the word "tolerance". If I have to be "tolerant" of something, it's because it's something I don't like. You tolerate pain or poor weather- you don't tolerate people behaving like retards.
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Because women are children. Remember puberty? That's women's entire life, save for the brief respite they get between 45-65 when hormones are low, sex appeal is fading fast, and responsibility is high.
[–] Grospoliner 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
It's true though. We don't deserve her at her best, we deserve better.
[–] Pluviou5 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The absolute state of modern women who are not tradwives.
[–] headfire 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
That nonsense is a ward to stay away. Anybody with a huge gap between best and worst has ignored their own emotional/psychiatric problems.
[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Also shows total inconsideration for their actions. “I’m going to be a bitch but reward you later”
[–] headfire 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
I agree. Lack of self-accountability and entitlement to such a lack are characteristically feminine.
[–] draaaak 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My ex-girlfriend.
[–] VoaterFrog 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Mine too. She even said the damned phrase. Should have acknowledged that red flag when I saw it.
[–] jervybingly 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fuck you Jenna.
[–] Toastmastergeneral 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How the hell do you burn skitty?
[–] newoldwave ago
You don't , it was a lie
[–] Rawrination 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No I've seen it done. They don't put enough water in and let the water boil out and the sketti burns bad.
[–] Boosted ago
My mom burned pasta sauce once when I was a kid. She wasn't at all like the crazy lady in the cartoon, though. She just had an off day.
[–] Wahaha ago
The version with the picture of some guy and then a bottle of alcohol is funnier.