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[–] Holonomic 1 point 36 points (+37|-1) ago 

This is a pretty old joke, but it never fails to make me chuckle, and make me NOD YES vigorously! lol

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[–] AmericanJew2 [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Glad to brighten your day a bit.

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[–] Gorillion 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Old Jokes are now edgy as fuck.

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[–] Justwhiteofcenter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Who knew that internet forums would be where condemnation of degeneracy would spring anew?

When the internet was new it seemed that it would be the instrument of ultimate degeneracy.

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[–] Holonomic ago 

And users that actually bend over far enough to say that post responses that say "edge" are edge as fuck are either 11 yrs old, faggots, [d]eddit-ass-miners, or niggers.

now we know

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[–] 2Weird2Live ago 

Light is dark, up is down and good is bad.

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[–] voatlurker 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Haven't heard this. Glad you posted. Good stuff.

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[–] NoBS 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Was to embarrassed to admit the same. I'm no spring chicken ;-)

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[–] Feldorai 4 points 8 points (+12|-4) ago 

I'd visit any of the floors that would tell me that the women on that floor are "Wife Material" and I would skip any floor that tells me that the women are "Fap Material".

I do not want a woman that would suck my penis or any other mens for that matter. I don't care if they nag, and I expect flaws, there is no such thing as perfect. I expect disagreements. I just want a woman that won't look at her children or her husband as a burden, lock & chain prison. Instead I want a woman who will unconditionally love her children and husband, that's all I'd ever ask for in a woman.

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[–] Crackrocknigga 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago 

You don't want blow jobs? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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[–] Pattern_Blind 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

The real question is, are you worth unconditional love?

99.9% of people kinda suck. I have not met the other .1%.

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[–] Phantom42 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

No, I'm not.

Precisely why I stopped trying and focus on being a good shot. Not like it matters, most girls (the term "bitches" applies better...) my age are pathetic little whores. Not going near one unless it's for an execution.

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[–] Feldorai 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

To be honest, probably not, I'd have to leave that up to who ever is unlucky enough to even want to end up with me as I am right now. I hate the generation of women I was brought up with, Western women in my view are a failure. They sure as Hell don't know what the Hell they want in a man. What they want in a man is a man who's an Olympic God or a Stallion in bed, can provide for them, wealthy, and take care of the kids & do all the house work, while all at the same time not caring about their women living a promiscuous life style whoring themselves around town with who ever they want that just so also happens to be a stallion or olympic god in the sack.

I guess that tells you a lot about me and my twisted view of a fucked up and warped reality. I'm damaged. Whether that's my fault and I use my view of women as an excuse or not is irrelevant, I'm probably beyond worth saving much less deserving of anything good happening in my life. The only thing I can offer is to try to be the one stable thing that a woman can have in her life but I feel that it should work both ways, a two-way street, I'd at least appreciate it if the women I end up with can at least try to be the one stable thing in my life too.

I'm not perfect, I have flaws. Whether they find out that those flaws are bigoted, sexist, white supremacist or whatever I'll leave up to them to decide. I can't make anyone see beyond any flaws I may have and still unconditionally love me.

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[–] crazy_eyes ago 

Save that for the kids

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[–] GritD2 ago 

I think your autocorrect was working overtime changing "man" into "woman"

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[–] NPCGator ago 

You'll probably find that woman one day but unless you keep her head out of the brainwashing factory that is today's culture she will inevitably turn on you.

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[–] VigilanteVerser1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Good old joke. still makes me laugh

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Would visit the 4th floor with wifes that don't nag, love sex and are good houswifes.

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[–] Varangian 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Would 5th floor mean their not land whales as well?

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Its always implied, landwhales don't acutally enjoy sex nor could they ever be good mothers/houswifes.

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[–] ForTheUltimate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I would have visited 3rd for sure. wtf guys? just sex? that's useless

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[–] MadBro 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There is plenty of that to go around these days

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[–] Warnos44 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I stopped at #3 and married him ;) well, he married me. He helps with housework too though! I didn't know it until a few years in after we had kids and I needed help. I feel bad sometimes about it but marriage shouldn't be absolute rules, just help each other. I do a lot of yard work and things that men usually do because his job doesn't allow him to be home so it balances out.

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[–] Goathole ago 

.........and he drives you everywhere so that you can visit Voat in the car.

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[–] dueces 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

First time I heard this one was from my grandfather. I love that generation 😁

Sad reality... Humor used to be allowed. Now we can only engage in it in the depths of the interwebs on boards where our identity is masked. /wtf

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