[–] whitemouse 0 points 64 points (+64|-0) ago 

If they do manage to have a child, he or she has no chance at a decent life. Poor kid.

These two freaks just want to be the first trans lesbian genderqueer couple to have a kid. How unique, brave and stunning.

[–] idk 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I hope that kid comes out as Hitler 2.0

[–] GapingAnus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Considering, the suicide of one parent is likely, single-parent household, maybe some molestation and/or domestic abuse given what is statistically likely, this kid is going to get fucked up. Add to this the extra burden if it's a boy with no father figure, no masculine influence in school and only msm media's portrayal of men as semi-sentient beasts.

The best we can hope for here is a confused buffeted youth with no internal locus of self and a permanent drain on your tax dollars.

[–] mrfetus 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Heil Hitler 2.0

[–] 0011000100100111101 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

but it will be a good greentext story

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Because they are Stunning and Brave

[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!! I'VE CHECKED MORE BOXES THAN ALL THE OTHER KIDS!!!!

I received a trophy for every sports team I played on when I was a kid. I want to keep being rewarded for no actual accomplishments.

Happy Hanukkah!

[–] TrueAmerican 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The first? Have you been living under a rock?

[–] PistonVinegar 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm a screwdriver, my wife is a pre-op locknut, we're trying to make cabinets... it's complicated.

We've been sacrificing particle board to our fertility god, Ikea.

Edit: Removed the "n" from "I'm an screwdriver" to correct poor english, placed the "n" close by, niggerfaggot. Grammar Nazi service ticket closed.

[–] NassTee 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I don't know how to tell you this, but your wife has been cheating on you with a wrench named Alan.

[–] PistonVinegar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

[–] FuckYesJefferson 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Allen.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And inviting a diverse group of wood screws over to help make a polywood board frame.

[–] PistonVinegar 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Goddamn scriggers.

[–] Samsquamch 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Daaaaamn you so gay you straight again

[–] BumFightChamp 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What if it turns out this chick is a hot lesbian and the dude just pretended to be a woman so he could get the booty

[–] worthlesshope 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's sad that the world has to work like this for a guy to get a girl now days..

[–] invisiblephrend 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

i know this site prohibits doxxing, but i managed to dig up a photo of him.

[–] Glasswall 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but it's my understanding voat only prohibits doxxing of voat users.

Retards on twitter are fair game.

[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

click on the picture

[–] Solstiare 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

You're a dense fucker, aren't you.

[–] Blackjack147 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Rainbows are actually circular rings iirc. You can only see part of it if you're standing on the ground.

[–] l_voated_today 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yep, from a plane they look like full circles.

[–] YamaMaya 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why do freaks insist on having kids? Also how the fuck is a supposed lesbian dating a "trans woman" aka a guy in a dress, ok with getting porked like a straight girl?

Im starting to think Lesbians don't exist and its just women getting off with each other because no quality man will have them.

[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Its called college lesbain.

In this case she just never outgrew the phase but her bio clock is still raging so this was the only logical move.

Can't admit that you are a normal woman who wants the wholsome houswife n kids life in current +3 year.

[–] AllPurposeSprayer 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is what you call a bisexual attention whore. See there are lesbians who’s vaginas actually shrivel at the though of a flesh stick near them. Women like this though just want the likes.

[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Correct. All women want a penis inside them. All women. There are those who admit it and those who lie about it. No exceptions.

[–] AllPurposeSprayer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

There are exemptions a group of real lesbians who have teeth in their vaginas and if a dick was ever to enter the teeth would clamp down essentially tearing the muscle from the body.

[–] sonuvspam 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's not complicated. It's only 2 steps.

Step 1. insert penis into vagina Step 2. Move penis around until it squirts.

Repeat at interval until female becomes pregnant.

[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Instructions unclear, penis caught in the stink.

[–] Itsdone63 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Proof they just want to be the most unique victim

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