"In the face of global discussions surrounding the UN Migration Pact, the Council of Cannibal Tribes in Papua New Guinea has approached the UN. One would take up to 48,000 refugees a year.
PORT MORESBY, NEW YORK (fna) - Although Papua New Guinea is considered a poor country, but also as one with warmhearted people. This proves a request of the Council of cannibal tribes of the country at the UN. According to them, they want to take in up to 48,000 refugees each year and integrate them as quickly as possible into their own society.
Jono Yamago, President of the Council, told the news agency fna: "Our council represents the interests of more than 180 tribes, with a total of around 460,000 people. We consider it our duty to help these poor people in need. "He emphasized the" very integrative system "prevailing among the tribes he represents. "We have the cultural principle that every stranger quickly becomes part of us."
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[–] kammmmak 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The land will become more fertile.
[–] carnold03 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
Honestly, as insane as the world is, I could believe it. You'd never be able to keep barbecue sauce on the shelves with that strategy though.
[–] Cat-hax 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They let Saudi Arabia lead human rights in the un lol
[–] Glenn007 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Hopefully they have a stewing pot big enough for all the refugees
[–] Tallest_Skil 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Anyone want to learn about the behavior of the Australian and Polynesian aborigines?
No. You don't. No one wants to hear about this. I'm going to post it anyway.
THIS IS WHY THEY ALL HAVE TO BE EXTERMINATED.
[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What. The. Fuck.
[–] Rawrination 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That sounds like Hell on earth. No wonder the demons calling themselves Jews work every living breath to bring it about for all of us.
[–] no-hurry-no-pause 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It would be even more funny if you didnt pussy out and added that gay disclaimer.
[–] ZardoZ2017 [S] ago
Ye know i had to do it mate, i wouldn't be fucking around with ye!
[–] HenryCabotLodge 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
For Dinner.
[–] Charlez6 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ohhh I get it now! Cheers.
[–] CouldBeTrump 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A Modest Proposal For preventing the Migrants from Poor Nations From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Publick by Dr. Swift
[–] hillbilly_guy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No food shortage for them. Refugees must taste like chicken.
[–] carnold03 ago
Pork, actually.
[–] hillbilly_guy ago
Long pork even.