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[–] LoneCipher 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
Marriage is an incredible boon to your life. Find the right one.
[–] 15120752? 6 points -1 points 5 points (+5|-6) ago
Get out of here. Logic doesn't work around here any more than it does across the street. Otherwise why would the prevailing logic on voat be that marriage is being destroyed by the Jews and also that men should not get married because it is a bum deal?
I wish I could say that was sarcasm but sadly it isn't.
[–] username-way-too-lon 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
It's almost as if Voat isn't a hive mind, how awful!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
[–] Butterbread 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I guess that's a simpler form of misery
[–] Amphiprion 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
You forgot: fake assault charges and get you thrown in jail.
[–] Spyder 2 points 7 points 9 points (+9|-2) ago
I know this is a joke, but I'm going to give a counter argument here... Marrying my wife was the best thing I ever did. She is my best friend. We hate all of the same things and she shares my conservative political views. Between the house cleaning, laundry etc plus her salary, she is an overwhelming fiscal positive in our lives. Granted I make twice what she does, but we bank her entire salary for investments. We've been married for 9 years now with kiddo #2 on the way. Full disclosure: She is from Eastern / Central Europe. We went through the naturalization process for her citizenship... My advice to men struggling with finding a good wife is 1) Avoid very stupid and vapid women 2) Avoid extreme leftists and sluts 3) Be someone worth following and she will conform to you.
[–] klngonwarr ago
Seriously any more like her in Europe?
[–] DillHoleBagHands ago
Poland. Try Poland.
[–] bajewy 3 points 6 points 9 points (+9|-3) ago (edited ago)
Fuck off.
Just don't marry a lunatic.
[–] Amphiprion 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
Look at this guy supporting gay marriage!
[–] xenoPsychologist ago
not a lot of them left. too many lunatics.
[–] mean_dot 2 points 4 points 6 points (+6|-2) ago
What level of faggotry makes a man post anti-woman or anti-straight-marriage propaganda?
[–] NumptyDumpty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The same cretins brigading the aww sub, i saw it spreading here too, their only replies are "triggered kike" and the likes or "if you don't like just unfollow". It's an insidious leftist cancer infecting this site sub by sub pretending, far too outlandishly, that they aren't leftist scum. This exact faggy tactic is on lists of tactics these snakes use. Maybe If enough people draw the attention of @PuttItOut something might get done about them, since it's breaking site rules and all
[–] tendiesonfloor [S] 4 points -2 points 2 points (+2|-4) ago
[–] mean_dot 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
I consider the use of the faggot term "butthurt" to be a clear sign that you are a cock snorting homo.
[–] con77 7 points 3 points 10 points (+10|-7) ago
American women are rotten
[–] realmonster 8 points -3 points 5 points (+5|-8) ago
Eat shit kike
[–] tendiesonfloor [S] 3 points 6 points 9 points (+9|-3) ago
He isn't wrong. The overwhelming majority of women are garbage.
[–] con77 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
go back to reddit nigger lover
[–] Phantom42 5 points -3 points 2 points (+2|-5) ago
Broken Kikes are right twice a day.
[–] anoncastillo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If she doesn't do any of that, breed her half a dozen times.
[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We need to repopulate the white race. Just 6 ain't gonna cut it anymore.
[–] anoncastillo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You've got spirit, kid, I like that.