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[–] ShutItDownGoyim 4 points 115 points (+119|-4) ago 

The time for jokes is over. It's time for nooses and bullets.

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[–] freedumbz 1 points 79 points (+80|-1) ago 

IDK about you but I can crack faggot jokes while hanging them at the same time.

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[–] Helbrecht 4 points 18 points (+22|-4) ago 

Something something well hung something

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I admire your versatility and multitasking abilities!

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[–] recon_johnny 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not sure, but let’s give it a try.

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[–] IAmMightGuy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

but the real question is how many bundles of sticks would a faggot need to hang himself

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[–] Alhambra 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

given how much these queers seem to like hanging themselves while jerking off, i don't think a noose is appropriate. wheel out the guillotine.

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[–] xobodox 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Funny (not haha) that you mention guillotines..

https://www.google.com/search?q=obama+guillotine

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[–] notacannibal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hey Beavis -

Petrohilos takes it in teh Cornholio.

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[–] AlGreeneJR 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

he needs a good old truck draggin'

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[–] JeffreyMcMillinface 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Truck dragging has got to be one of the top five worst ways to go. If not the worst

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[–] whatisbestinlife 2 points 54 points (+56|-2) ago 

He works for The Democracy Collaborative

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Washington, D.C. Office

(202) 559-1473

The Ring Building 1200 18th Street NW Suite 1225 Washington, D.C. 20036

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[–] Fetalpig 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Do you think if I said...I need to talk to the double chinned choad with a fanny pack and emo boots....they'd ask me which one? The "literally shaking " crowd are screaming for attention,wait till they get it,they scream help from the patriarchal misogynistic cops...who they mock.

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[–] Meme_Factory_1776 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Which one is your likely answer.

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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ah, right, so he's all over the Democracy until people vote for and support people/issues he hates?

Riiiiiiggght. Hey, leftards, you're a bunch of genetic cul-de-sacs. Please do be doing a die off

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[–] Vhaine 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

Nothing says I'm a hard ass muther fucker like a fanny pack...

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[–] polygeek 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

...and yoga pants.

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[–] Monte_Carlo 1 points 39 points (+40|-1) ago 

I'm more perplexed by the shoes...

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[–] NoRoyalty 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

And a bra???

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

And chick shoes. Please, dress more like a woman, by all means. Do they think they look, "fierce" or some shit? Dude, I ain't afraid of women. Why would I be afraid of some stupid faggot dressed as one? It's like, the only outfit you could wear to dispel any fear someone might have felt. Fuck, you could dress as a straight-up clown and incite more terror than showing off your purrty mouf.

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[–] Ag47 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Nothing says gay beaner like cockroach killer elf boots

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I think he's just still wearing his work uniform, from finishing his shift down at the local donkey show.

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[–] 14996007? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

And I guess he couldn't find a full sized bat

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[–] Ag47 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

That's his butt plug.

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[–] andrew_jackson 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Too heavy for him to swing, he has AIDS.

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[–] Trousersnake1488 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I will sometimes carry a double stack with two mags in a fancy pack for concealed.. the thing is, it might be kind of obvious if you saw what I looked like

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[–] vonHugenbuben 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Check it out, the Prince of Dorkness.

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[–] TypicalVoaters 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

slow clap

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[–] RuthlessVett 6 points 20 points (+26|-6) ago 

There's really no need, he is the joke.

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[–] TheTrigger 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I'd say it's like kicking a retarded downy, while they're down... but, I mean: that's exactly what's happening. Then again, I don't care who you are: you see a spastic walking around, waving a butt plug: you're gonna crack a smile.

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[–] Cat-hax 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

A retarded Downey is better then a faggot

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But if you see this particular one, don't just crack a smile: also be sure to crack it's cranium!

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[–] MrBalsackus 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

No fucking way! That's really him? I just saw an article not long ago about him for some Antifa shit. Get him!

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[–] curomo 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I suspect he terrorizes his own family too.

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[–] Alhambra 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

i suspect they deserve it for raising a complete faggot

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[–] con77 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Im 58 and I could beat that cunts ass

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[–] Mistr_MADness 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Replace that could with should

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[–] con77 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

my forearm is bigger than shis bicep

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[–] Ina_Pickle 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

An 8 year old could kick his ass. Just try not to break your hip in the process, grandpa.

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[–] TomThung 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, check your ageism! If that's wrong the other word is haggis.

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[–] con77 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

https://voat.co/v/40PlusFitness/2827410

How about I break your fukn jaw instead?

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