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[–] revfelix 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You can still grab it by the neck and smash it against a tree like you're trying to christen a ship, then just claim it died of natural causes. Who's gonna investigate, Turkey CSIs?

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[–] BelleDJour 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Last year one of them attacked the turkey decoy out by the porch...first displayed and fanned then kicked and pecked it until it fell down.