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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Kek
[–] shrink 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago
You should have gassed them when you had the chance, Jesus. Sodom and Gomorrah, a global flood, those plagues...all that stuff was good enough for your dad, but when the jews made a promise with him and fucking broke it, what was their punishment? To continue living and become successful global parasites.
Proof that God fucked up.
[–] AlphabeticalAnon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It would seem that an eon or two passed before the peoples could see again. The word uttered then exposed them, but how many know the word Kinninigan?
[–] Nefarious-Nephilim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Im an hold hat at conspiracy theories, so hold on to your hats because here's where it gets crazy. There are a few conspiracys related to the word "kinninigan".
The word Kininigan is said to be a word that Draco Reptillians/Aliens/Annunaki/Nephilim/Archons cannot say, because of their vocal chords or some shit.
O.K. if your still reading after that I commend your open mindedness BUT LOOK HERE . Anyway, old Christians would draw an Arc in the sand whilst traveling to see if the person they'd met on the road were "good people" as they would reciprocate and create a Fish symbol called an Ichthys A Spy would call this a Bona Fide, eg. challenge - "The Narwhals mate at midnight" bona fide - "thats because theyre horny" :) now you now your talking to the right person. O.K. so where this is going is that it is said in whispers that there secret society that meets, sorry met in secret but that the challenge given to each member is the word Kinninigan, as a security measure but not just as a bona fide, but to make sure they have not been infiltrated by a shapeshifter. because they cannot say the word Kinninigan. I was told that their symbology was Three Hares in a circle joined by their long ears. And that it would be a marker to a safe house. There have been attempts to erase this symbol and of course Jewry is involved. But this is a deep rabbit hole lol LOL. Its not one Ive fully explored.
Another interesting story I heard was,- When Judas Escariot said "I will know him by his kiss" (WTF? I know people by what they look like.) Anyway, he was going to ask him to say the word kininigan.
Also there is a David Icke type conspiracy that say says jesus was a shapeshifting lizard/alien/fallen angel and Jesus' kiss would reveal his forked tongue. or judas would get close enough to sense the facade of his false projection of a human.
So there ya go. I know its batshit crazy! but its always anomalous data that is the most important.
[–] Rawrination 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Never heard of Kinninigan before.
[–] edgelord666 6 points 0 points 6 points (+6|-6) ago
proof that jews are clever enough to fuck over even God. you white folk are helpless
[–] brewpot 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
It's that prideful attitude that will be your downfall.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hey, that's racist.
[–] talmoridor-x ago
Most of them are, indeed. Only the cleverest of them (0.001%) will prevail.
[–] ArmourFou 4 points 4 points 8 points (+8|-4) ago
Jesus was a self-hating Jew.
[–] 2fast4u92 4 points -1 points 3 points (+3|-4) ago
Jesus was a diety dumbass, he literally had no race.
[–] talmoridor-x 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How do you know? Besides "he said so" and "the Bible says it".
[–] Neuroradguy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The Word became a human being and, full of grace and truth, lived among us. We saw his glory, the glory which he received as the Father's only Son. John 1:14
“Since we have a great high priest who has gone through the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold firmly to the faith we profess. For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but he was tempted in every way, just like we are, yet without sin” (Hebrews 4.15).
[–] ArmourFou 4 points -1 points 3 points (+3|-4) ago
Nope. Self-hating Jew.
[–] Chimaira92 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
2 Easy steps to be with your Jewsus
1) Kill yourself
2) ask forgiveness, Jesus forgives all
There you go, enjoy the afterlife with a socialist.
[–] jaybee333 4 points 2 points 6 points (+6|-4) ago
Praised be His holy name. Jesus, my Lord, God and Saviour. Know Him and love Him. He knows you, loves you and died to make eternal live available to you and your loved ones. He lives in me and I live in Him. Praise and thank you Jesus.
[–] Lateknighttt 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Synagogue of Satan
[–] 2fast4u92 5 points 1 point 6 points (+6|-5) ago (edited ago)
In b4 "but Jesus was a Jew" shills. The son of God had no race, and the race we know as jews today are Edomites LARPing as the Jews of the Bible, who were an early white race that left the Holy land after the Resurrection. The leftovers were ravaged by Muslim hordes and are basically mutts.
[–] WhoreOfBabylon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Bravo.
[–] Chimaira92 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
You traitors who are still keen on fighting and dying for a Jew who lived in Israel will have your place on the chopping block.
[–] Jimbosprinkles 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
not jesus' fault his followers are dumber than shit lol
[–] 2fast4u92 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
You heathens will get Deus vult'd with the rest of the subhumans
[–] Diarrhea_Van_Frank ago
That’s a pretty face