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[–] Inaminit 13 points -10 points (+3|-13) ago 

Only short dick (beta) males are not turned on by this beauty... Some of us are fortunate enough to be equipped with the proper tools to deal with such a Beast... One must be able to pierce the berry properly to release the juice.

[–] TheWheelofTime 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have a compound bow, a tree stand and some hog urine to mask my scent. Are these the tools you speak of needing when slaying such a beast?

[–] Liber 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don’t forget your manna potions for when she weakens your shield by hitting you with her chicken wings

[–] Cleanhobo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I threw up in my mouth...

[–] Inaminit 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

B-E-R-R-I-E-S!!!!! NomNomNom

[–] HappyMealBullshit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Even if I was blind I wouldn't fuck this porker. I could smell that stinky sweaty crotch from half a jungle away.

[–] lissencarak 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh come on, he made it pretty funny, but now I need to drink some water so I don't puke all over the floor.