[–] ImPhilippe 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

We should force everyone to watch a debate about this, and once these stupid fucking communists get wreaked in an open debate, we execute them on live television.

[–] green_man 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fuck no, don't kill them. Revoke their citizenship and bar them reentry to the US, then give them a one way first class ticket to venezuela or cuba. Make them suffer under what they want you and I to endure. The first class ticket is to show them how awesome we are before they're dumped into a third world shithole to contemplate how much better we are than marxism for the rest of their short life.

[–] ImPhilippe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Thats probably better but I like the idea of killing communists.

[–] watts2db 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I like this too except the first class ticket part just use some old rusty ship and dump them in sime commie shithole where they belong

[–] bredlo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You should run in 2020

[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like this idea. Make it so.

[–] AutoGrizz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or better yet we'll tell them they are going to debate it on the moon and then shoot the rocket they are on straight into the sun.

[–] ImPhilippe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That would cost way to much money

[–] Alwaysmakingprogress 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Or better yet we'll tell them they are going to debate it on the moon and then shoot them in the fucking head.

[–] watts2db 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I like it!!!

[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

1984 vibes anyone?

[–] Browngaijin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

[–] MehWhatever 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's a satire account dimwits. Kinda funny tho: https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath

[–] J_Darnley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks. I won't downvote this submission because it is posted in funny.

[–] Gorillion 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Poe's Law. But the Star Wars gag is a dead giveaway.

[–] MessyEnema 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Do that with you kid if you want, don't tell me how to raise my kid.

Let's compare them in 30 years and see which one is better off.

[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This absolutly can not be a real person.. no one can be that fucking stupid.

[–] watts2db 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

communists are not people

[–] WinneThaPooPoo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

unless you're illegal

[–] Question_Sleep 4 points 2 points (+6|-4) ago  (edited ago)

No, and the fact that you would ask this means you're not very old.

Social Security was pushed through with explicit promises that the number would never be used as a form of identification. People freaked out about this for literal decades, every time some company would ask your for your SSN, and tie it to your account.

TL;DR - No, SSN isn't an identification number, and it never fucking should be. Go read Revelations if you need to know where that shit leads.

EDIT: looks like the kid responding to me is trying to accuse me of something I didn't do. New accounts only get 10 posts if they're downvoated once. Did his plan work? Do you want to downvoat me?

EDIT 2: @Thisismyvoatusername is correct. Revelation is not plural.

[–] chuckletrousers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My first SSN card had a large red message on it "NOT TO BE USED FOR IDENTIFICATION". I wish I still had it.

[–] Samsquamch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You know, you attract more with honey than with vinegar. Your point is solid, your delivery could use some work.

Edit: Looks like @Question_Sleep is editing their messages below now and changing what was originally said. Amusing.

EDIT1488: EDIT WARZ

[–] Question_Sleep 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago  (edited ago)

you attract more [flies] with honey than with vinegar

Who the hell wants to attract flies, anyway?

If facts aren't digested because they're presented in an offensive fashion, I'm obviously dealing with a chick who operates on emotion anyway. if I'm throwing pearls before swine, I'm determined to pelt the fuckers with them like bullets.

EDIT: not sure why this kid is saying I'm editing anything above my clearly-stated edit. He's certainly not providing proof of his claims. His downvoats are stopping this brand new account from responding. Hence all the post-comment edits. The "I'm going to @ a different nick so it doesn't flag you" was pretty low, too.

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The final book of the Bible is just Revelation, not Revelations.

[–] wigson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm non-binary. Literally.

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