[–] RedditIsTheBest111 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

What a fag. She should call ice on the gf.

[–] FloridaGuy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

LOL, thanks for that unexpected laugh. One upvoat earned.

[–] Weasel_Soup 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

If a male did that he would be charged with quadruple rape.

[–] FloridaGuy 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Only if it was a white male.

[–] chirogonemd 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just makes me think of that Ocasio-Cortez copout for the Shapiro debate. Paraphrasing the rhetoric that came up on the Left about it, "Women are expected to respond to cat calls."

As soon as women are put in the position that they are the ones making the first move, they get a taste of rejection and it tears them apart. All of a sudden you must be a faggot.

[–] RumpRangerRick 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Probably ugly and fat IRL.

[–] CowWithBeef 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

Or a guy. How many girls you know that would use the word faggot so well?

[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Well, she could do thatch roof repair in old England. She’d be handling faggots all the time.

[–] J_Darnley 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

Yeah, I don't believe this is a woman/girl speaking.

[–] FloridaGuy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd bet money on it.

[–] 3428483 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I bet when she gets rolling, with her mass, of course she can't get a break.

[–] collegeworker 3 points 13 points (+16|-3) ago 

Fake and gay and fake. This is like the type of thing a 50 year old incel would post on Facebook.

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[–] SpecialtyPizza 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've gotten that same shit on a few occasions. There was a psycho chick from tinder that kept texting me endlessly before a first date, gave off crazy vibe. After turning her down she said 'I didnt want to go out with you anyway', right after spending 3 hours trying to convince me to go out with her.

[–] weezkitty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

TBF there are plenty of men that don't handle rejection well either. Some people just have a huge sense of entitlement.

[–] con77 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They aren't

[–] Firevine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shit man, I don't know. I told a rather attractive girl no once, and she didn't leave me alone for a month at least. Probably the only no she ever heard and couldn't take it.

[–] DietSodaLuvr 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Idk man, ever rejected a chick before? Pretty crazy shit.

[–] con77 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

When I was in the service the most unattractive woman you ever saw came into my work space, locked the door, and offered to blow me. My first thought was the crew would sense immediately what was up. I told her no and she screamed that I was gay and ran out. at least I had my self respect. She really was ugly.

[–] FloridaGuy 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Getting a blowjob from an ugly chick is totally excusable and can happen due to many reasons - typically alcohol. A fat chick, on the other hand... that shit is inexcusable; your man card would be immediately revoked and you would be shunned from men for a very long time.

[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Kinda like getting head from Chelsea Clinton. It’s counts as anal.

[–] karmatic 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ugly is nature, fat is choice.

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[–] GazeboCathedral 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I had a really good looking woman wanna give me a blowjob. She had a kid with a guy that hated me (and still going out with him at the time -- or married or some shit). I still tossed her off.

[–] con77 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 


[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Reply: Okay, I was wrong. You are fat and ugly, and I couldn’t even get semi-hard looking at your Gollum face. You know why you remind me of Gollum? When he says “precious”, it reminds me of the movie “Precious”, and she’s got a better shot at getting me hard than you do, fatass.

[–] Brigbjones 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Biggest mistake: never bite when a woman is fishing for a complement, it always leads further from where you want to be.

[–] SpecialtyPizza 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good tip

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