[–] Salicaz 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

That's fucking horrifying.

[–] buggermeharder 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

socialism usually is

[–] 7e62ce85 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

At least overly attached girlfriend would be jumping on my dick once in a while.

[–] jackthebutholeripper 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

only to freeze your semen though

[–] shunpikah 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

With the lights turned off

[–] bloodguard 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"our"

You're adorably naïve. You'll never have access to that money again.

[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Our" isn't always inclusive.

Examples:

"We, our royal highness, have been insulted. The throne demands your execution."

"We love our shekels. Well, we love your shekels, too. Especially when what's yours becomes ours."

[–] Skyrock 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The trouble with women like that is that when there is an income of X, spending has to be increased up to X by getting better organic food, softer toilet issue laced with healthy tonics and other bullshit lifestyle improvments. They have no understanding of saving, emergency funds, frugality and other necessities of sound long-term financial planning.

[–] ChaosCrusader 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Very well stated.

[–] Holonomic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This ugly fucking psycho has a brother

[–] jackthebutholeripper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

lmao her pics always remind me of the creepy girlfriend meme. good work

[–] sitrep 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I always have to think about Michelle Rodriguez

[–] Browngaijin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The resurrection of this old meme was quite successful. Bully!

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Always stick your dick in crazy.

However, you don't have to stick your dick in ugly and crazy. Cute and crazy exists.

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