[–] zerozen77 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

I would fight this man irl.

[–] Hilldawg2020 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Yeah, but if it were a hair cut battle, you would probably lose.

[–] cuello_rojo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Who does it think it is fooling?

[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Kill it with a flammenwerfer.

[–] RumpRangerRick 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

I am the flammenswaffeler.

My dick is pure fire.

Anything it touches, ignites into flames.

[–] Slavosaurus2 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

You would touch that thing with your dick?


[–] lorlipone 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I mean, I know the Nazis had pretty good fashion sense, but I never knew having taste was a prerequisite.

(Side note: "Fascion Sense")

[–] i_scream_trucks 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

man if you had to go join an army based solely on looks the SS would be the biggest military force the universe had ever seen.

Maybe a US naval aviator might come next but they only get away with those uniforms because the fuckers get to fly cool shit.

[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

With the U.S. Marine uniforms along with them.

[–] lorlipone 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Booyah - or Hooah, if that's your thing.

[–] monkeytennis 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Imagine having to be a moderate liberal and realising this abomination is on your side.

[–] GapingAnus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Why do you think so many formerly moderate liberals are increasingly turning to traditionalism?

[–] Pluviou5 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They quickly realize that conservatism has the best chance of keeping this thing at bay. It must feel so enlightening to them when this thought crosses their minds.

[–] fuckinghell 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It does, actually.

I know you're being sarcastic, but we're talking about people that have literally been brainwashed their entire lives, realizing people like this are the enemy is a truly enlightening thought.

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What's with the Prisoner Teardrops? One for every successfully prosecuted false rape accusation?

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I thought they were skid marks for every tranny boyfriend he ran over after they said he has to use a condom

[–] newoldwave 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Doctor? Oh wait....must be gender studies or some shit

[–] gazillions 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It identifies as a doctor. How nice.

The fucking retards thought they were going to run the world. Too bad for them, they lost and now they have to fuck right off.

[–] OyVey_theGoyimKnow 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Possibly has a PhD in some useless field. Hell, we could be looking at his (((Women's Studies))) thesis.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

PhD in Basket Appreciation with a minor in Social Justice Sciences.

[–] TheodoreKent 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I wish the haircut gestapo actually existed.

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