[–] lord_nougat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That is a grave insult to cats!

[–] NeoGoat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Exactly, I had a cat;. he was intelligent and independent.

[–] Maroonsaint 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Democrats are indeed the cats. As if I needed more encouragement

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Cats can't recognize themselves in a mirror.
Libtards can't recognize their hypocrisy.

[–] JastheMace 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

uh, yes they do. Mine don't respond when I am yelling at them unless I yell their name, then they stop and look at me all shocked like.

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And what about your cats?

[–] TrueAmerican 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Exactly. Anything Trump tweets is pure distraction.

[–] Ganonym0us 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pay your gas bills

[–] Inaminit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Shhhh... You'll tip them off...

[–] ohgoodlord 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This. I've told a couple people I know who get really upset, "He's baiting you. Don't rise to the bait." They just get even angrier and tell me not to condescend to them, that it's not winning me any friends. So I stop returning their calls. They get even angrier. Finally I text them, something along the lines of: "Oh, I thought YOU were the one who was too good to be my friend? Wasn't that the problem? You can go ahead and stop contacting me."

At first I feel bad. But it's ultimately so nice to be rid of them. Because they're all anxious, fat and work-shy. I'm trying to find better people - not easy in LA - but I'm always training for a long race and that's been a good way to meet shitlords. Work and marathons.

[–] FuckingInsaneGoat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Shh, don't tell em!

[–] shrink 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

TIL laser pointers levitate felines.

[–] watts2db 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

good then use the damn pointer to lead them to death preferably as lengthy and painful as worldly possible

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