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[–] arniecuntingham 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
all stereotypes are true. that's how they become stereotypes. they are one of the best methods for predicting future behavior.
[–] shrink 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You have no idea how angry I get having to explain the basics of generalizations, why they exist, and how they're useful, as compared to everything else we do in life, like expecting a rock to fall when we release it. People just regurgitate "hurr durr painting with a broad brush!" and other fucking stupid lines that prove they never once put a modicum of thought into it.
[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
i have the exact same frustrations. the drones will always come up with ONE exception and say "duh, SEEEEE!! this proves stereotypes are wrong, duuuuuhhh!" yeah, they only work 95% of the time, so we should focus on the 5% of the time they don't. it's like if you are playing roulette and 95% of the wheel is black, and 5% of the wheel is red, but they both pay off even money, are you going to bet red or black??
[–] CKC 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Done this for years. I have found hundreds of dollars doing this.
[–] Silencio 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Same, ive had a lifelong interest in coins in particular. I got a silver 1960s dime in my change last year buying an ice tea, so the change was slightly more valuable than the money I handed over, that was a highlight. I found a few old silver dollars cleaning an attic once & the owner let me keep one of them as a finders fee. Coins have a history, pennies from the 1950s look like money, todays pennies look like shiny turds.
[–] Flirp 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Worked as gas station cashier and a guy came in with a bunch of silver dollars & half dollars desperate for gas. I rung him up for 5 bucks or so in gas and used my perk to draw out cash from my pay. It was a good day that day.
[–] Benweiser22 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In the 50s a penny also had some buying power.
[–] CuckleberryFinn ago
Careful, your nose is showing.
[–] CKC ago (edited ago)
ok then........
[–] ArbeitMachtPepe 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fuckin human metal detector,nose must be where they keep the radar
[–] kreepyasskraker 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
((((((HERSHBERG)))))))
[–] wintertriangles 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hell I do the same thing. It's the only free money that's actually free.
[–] Doomking_Grimlock ago
Thanks, now I feel bad about picking up every quarter or dime I see. i mean hell, in the moment I'm just thinking: "Fuck yeah, now I can afford bus fare instead of having to walk in the rain!" But apparently I should just be leaving the money to be swept into the drains by streetcleaners.
[–] newoldwave ago
I've found more change than that in old sofas.
[–] vastrightwing ago
I don't like change.