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[–] thisistotallynotme 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The infantilization of America continues, following the successes of adult onesies, and adult rompers, comes adult sippy cups.

Soon, Pacifiers will be standard-issue for adults that aren't ravers.

[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It'll be some flimsy excuse like them being mouthguards to prevent tooth damage in auto accidents, or something.

[–] bredlo 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

when you drive you'll have to put on your seatbelt, helmet, pacifier (soother) and diapy

[–] Pulverizor 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Pacifiers would make a cheap and effective mouth guard for antifa protests, fucking nazis couldn't hurt them then!

[–] tommsboy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I recall the founder of UA saying they made new mouthguards that pulled the bottom jaw out, allowing athletes to inhale more and perform better in every measurable way. He went on to tell us the goal was to make it so everyone saw the need to be optimal 24/7. Which would mean everyone owned one and wore it more than braces.

[–] oddjob 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

adult onesies and adult rompers

Why can't these kids just wear coveralls and overalls like their grandparents did?

[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Little could be more appropriate for the infantile-minded Starbucks aficionados than sippy cups. Maybe pacifiers and diapers, but it’d be a short list.

[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Obviously you've never been to a rave. Adult pacifiers are already a thing.