[–] BentAxel 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Witts and smarts are way more attractive than tits and ass.

[–] 77777 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

I prefer my women without rectangular linebacker shoulders.

[–] I_forgot_my_password 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I prefer my women to have some muscles, God makes those women actually useful

[–] cynicaloldfart 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I think that's a good dividing line in defining maturity.

[–] BlueDrache 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Someone shot her with the Wazer Wifle

[–] Goathole 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

That was actually pretty cool. Thanks.

[–] BlueDrache 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not a problem. I see you got a downvoat, like I did, from the "OMG, GAMES ARE CANCER AND SO IS NIGGER SHIT RAP" crowd. Look, I don't like it as a general rule, but when it's actually clever and not just the jewpig's mantra of "FUCK DEM HOEZ, SHOOT DEM PIGZ, SMOAK DEM BLUNTZ, GET DEM MONIEZ..." ... I don't honestly mind it.

[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The most useful thing Alyssa has done in her life is to lay on her back.

[–] wylan 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wasnt that Embrace of the Vampire?

[–] kjell 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wasn't impressed. Jaime Pressly was better in Poison Ivy.

[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I didn't mean as a performance or paid gig.

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[–] capnflummox 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

To be fair, she ain't that good with it on... Tugged on my dick more times to Holly Marie Combs than I ever did to this whore.

[–] revfelix 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I preferred Rose McGowan at the time, but I think Holly aged better.

[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Glass houses cunt, glass houses.

[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Am I supposed to know this person?

[–] Whitworth 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

She was a child actor who played tony danza’s daughter on who’s the boss like 40 years ago. Then she did some show about witches or some shit like 15 years ago. Besides that she hasn’t been relevant.

[–] draaaak 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Her tits are on the internet though. So, there's that.

[–] FlamingoBumblebee 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

She was also in a bunch of good movies in the 80s and early 90s like Speed Zone and Hugo Pool

[–] Orfion 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't believe that is actually her. The larger image at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/general/cleavage/cleavage201007091353090009 shows a tattoo where she doesn't appear to have one. Duckduckgo sleuthing.

[–] randumb 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Bennett, even if he was gay, should have raped and killed that bitch when he had a chance (re: Commando)


[–] capnflummox 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Why didn't this get more positive voats?????

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