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[–] jackofdiamonds 1 points 97 points (+98|-1) ago 

This... is total bullshit. You'd have to take three or four tabs to lose reality this hard, and if that were the case, there is 0% chance he'd be able to fall asleep. It's very hard to sleep on even one tab. This was clearly written by someone who has never done acid.

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[–] waxdino 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

It would be more like:
Decides to play Zelda.
Picks up box and stares at it for a long time.
Decides to put it down to stare at hands.
What the fuck is up with hands, anyway?
Remembers food exists, decides to open fridge.
Looks at stuff in there and wonder why you ever put it in your body, it all looks so weird.
Lays down on the floor to laugh.

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I remember one time I took to many shrooms. I was riding in a car and we were driving by a forest and I remember having this incredible urge to ask them to pull the car over and just let me out. I wanted to go and live in the forest. It seemed like something a human should do. Everything about cities and houses was wrong, our ancestors lived outdoors in nature far, far longer than they ever lived in pre-built contraptions. I thought that true happiness would be living in the forest, drinking water from the streams, eating berries and hunting animals. Find a nice cave or shelter amidst the trees and live out my days in peace and happiness among the other creatures of the forest.

Shrooms aren't acid, but I think it brings about similar effects. It makes you question your reality. Most of us go day by day just doing things without ever questioning why we do the things we do and if those things are truly the best things we could be doing. I think using psychedelic drugs allows a person to see things in a big picture sense. Like looking at the world through the eyes of a baby or an alien visitor. It's like you see things you see every single day, but it's like you've never really looked at them before.

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[–] gullwingx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The only time I ever took acid, I sat on a couch and decided that anything we can think up in our brain must exist. Our reality is just our brain interpreting stimuli and forming an image we can comprehend. So if it exists in our brain (imagination), it exists period.

I sat on that couch thinking about that thought for like 3 hours.

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[–] jackofdiamonds 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This guy acids.

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[–] 475677 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

1000x this. I took two hits of acid the first I had it on the belief that the first time you try a drug is the dragon you chase thereafter and I spent a good 8 hours in a fight with gravity while my bones turned to ice. Turns out it was just winter and I was feeling the weight of my body but at no point did I do any crazy shit. Like sure the walls breathed, time slowed and shit seemed more 3D than normal as I was coming down but about the worst I did was roll around on my bed and babble like a mad man due to ego death and the insights I was having.

What that nigger is describing is the hollywood version of hallucinogens mixed with a bit of DARE. They've probably never even smoked weed before.

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[–] Nutkase 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Thats 3d shit stayed with me for a lonnngg time. I swear to this day stuff still looks like it sometimes if i pay attention and its been almost 20 years.

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Onetime I saw the sky split in half it was pretty kewl

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[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Agreed, I've done a ton of different psychedelics including acid and it's nothing like that. Even my strongest trip (5 grams mushrooms) was nothing like ops story.

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[–] TimberWolfAlpha 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Almost sounds more like the disassociative state you get on a massive dose of diphenhydramine, but less violent

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[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yup, just like datura. They're not disassociative (ketamine, laughing gas) they're deliriants (datura, diphenhydramine, incredibly high fevers)

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[–] waxdino 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Never heard of eating or sleeping on acid.
Also you don't act like this at all, either version.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I remember feeling like i couldnt shit if you force fed me laxatives and activated charcoal.

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[–] Trey_Gowdy [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Weather!!

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[–] 0rion 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Fake and gay.

Anyone who has done LSD knows that you don't just fall asleep mid trip.

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[–] ynnartAsIttuP 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

It's not even that you dont fall asleep, you literally cant if you're actually tripping.

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[–] Res_Publica 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

My group of friends knew one person who ever fell asleep while tripping. We called her “Satan” forever after, with the operative theory that being comfortable enough to sleep while tripping meant that you had to be part of the weird shit, not a normal person SEEING it.

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[–] Justwhiteofcenter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

One time someone dosed my tongue while sleeping. Woke up tripping.

Sleep and lsd are mutually exclusive for the most part.

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[–] ixaxxar 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Even though sometimes we wish we could have fallen asleep and awoken once the trip was over.

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[–] CatsControlTheEU 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

I've never used drugs, never will, and don't condone their use.

That being said, I've read of some people that changed positively after using acid and other similar drugs, as if they went through years of therapy resulting in a new positive outlook to their situation. It's similar to how even though I despise marijuana use, I do accept that it genuinely helps a lot of people especially people suffering from trauma or even epilepsy.

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[–] corewarrior 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That sort of cure depression seems to happen most often with ketamine, so much so that it is now being researched as a clinical treatment.

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[–] Res_Publica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh shit. I’m 100% against ketamine. One of the most useless and uncomfortable highs..

I always liked uppers more than downers, and I liked acid because you didn’t feel tired. Whatever I was on, I needed to have a degree of functionality. Ketamine does not have that. It makes you functionally retarded.

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[–] 13280827? 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

"OMG you guise, it's funny cuz they think dihydrogen monoxide is a nasty chemical, but it's really just water! LOLOLOLOL".

That's what you're doing right now, bro. There is "drug" the proper medical definition, and there is "drug" the colloquialism. Which one makes more sense in the context of the thread?

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[–] Nutkase 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I use cbd with 0% thc before bed every night. Its like all the positives of smoking pot without the high. No munchies, dry mouth or paranoia just makes me feel more calm and focused.

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[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

LCD LSD won't do this, not in any dosage that'd let him sleep afterwards, unless it was some weird cocktail of drugs he did.

Also fake and gay.

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[–] TonsterMitties 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Doesnt matter how much TV I watch either, my LCD doesnt do anything crazy like that.

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[–] absurdlyobfuscated 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

You need to upgrade to plasma, then you'll be tripping balls.

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[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh fuck me, I'm too tired to voat.

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[–] TheBuddha 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Fake and gay.

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[–] un1ty 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Is this fucking Jeopardy because this is some Alex Trebek level "Things that didn't happen for $4000" shit.

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[–] ScreaminMime 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

What is... yur modder not being banged by 50 Irishmen, Alex? Bhaaaa has ha ha ha!!!

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[–] tendiesonfloor 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

after 10 minutes get hungry

You know how I know this story is fake as fuck?

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